Name the ivy league school you matriculated from? What area of proficiency were you a expert in say, economics, sciences etc.? The funny aspect of your expertise, somehow you fail to even help yourself, otherwise you wouldn't be here 16 hours a day.
For all you know his could be me...
Former Actor/Dance Captain, Management Information Systems (MIS) at University of Phoenix, BS in Management Information Systems at Hamilton College
But it's not...so stick it in your left ear pal!
You may have been educated, and that's a big maybe, but you're still empty headed, except for the house I occupy in your vacate brain.