ROTFLMAO, I gave you the initial solution son, this why you're in the predicament you're in, a failure to note the obvious. Notice the fact that you're a old man and you still work? Just something that should have you concerned.
In regard to FEMA, once again, an agency that should know better based on past experiences, you tell your president that this being hurricane season that all resources monetarily or otherwise are needed and it would be advantageous to be ready but once again, a cowardly director along with a ignorant president makes for bad decisions. The fact that this doesn't have logic, appears to make you ignorant seeing that we may have to appropriate more money if the need arise. There is no such thing as being over prepared son, apparently something you've failed to do in your early fifties thus the reason you're still working.