I will go there solely for the reasons I'll list

You're a middle aged white man
More than likely, you've always held a low paying job
Your house is antiquated
You're single or divorced.
I personally know 3 other posters who just happen to mimic your profile and these particular attributes seem to have Trump's badge attached to them.

https://news.ucsc.edu/2017/08/pettigrew-trump.html