Democratic Convention Schedule (Save the Date!)
Saturday, 27 August, 2016

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus
ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration
for Undocumented Immigrants.
(No I.D. Required)
4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
4:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Caitlyn Jenner
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as
a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM
“How to have a successful
career without ever having a job,
and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl
Presented by Baltimore Looters
(Medals collected during Alternative Shopping in Ferguson)
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session, Souvenir photographs
of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"
7:00 PM
Study Session on How to remove the name
ISLAMIC STATE from the acronyms ISIS & ISIL
8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding
"Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts
of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media
– How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington
Post and the New York Times with Guest
Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hillary Clinton
10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
10:30 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan,
Russia, and ISIS.
11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server
While Serving in A Cabinet Post
and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted
by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary Clinton
by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

Sunday, 28 August, 2016
9:15 AM
Sunday Bonus Seminar - "How to sell the lies with a straight face: "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor" / "If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan!"