Democratic Convention Schedule (Save the Date!)
Saturday, 27 August, 2016
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus
ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
Group Voter Registration
for Undocumented Immigrants.
(No I.D. Required)
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
"How to Bank $200 Million as
a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
“How to have a successful
career without ever having a job,
and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl
Presented by Baltimore Looters
(Medals collected during Alternative Shopping in Ferguson)
Invitation-only Autograph Session, Souvenir photographs
of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"
Study Session on How to remove the name
ISLAMIC STATE from the acronyms ISIS & ISIL
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding
"Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts
of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
“Liberal Bias in Media
– How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington
Post and the New York Times with Guest
Speaker, Brian Williams
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan,
Russia, and ISIS.
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server
While Serving in A Cabinet Post
and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
by Hillary Clinton
Official Nomination of Hillary Clinton
by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
Sunday, 28 August, 2016
Sunday Bonus Seminar - "How to sell the lies with a straight face: "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor" / "If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan!"