"You can find me at The Legends Bar and Grill on Main St. a couple of Saturday's a month. "
I'm not quite imagining what may pass as a Mensa meeting during these gatherings. More like the reenactment of the Doggy Poker portrait or some twisted incarnation of the Blazing Saddles campfire fart scene. "Hey, pull my fingerů..Pfffffttt!"
I guess we're left to figure out in which town on Main Street... LOL!