Loc: Out of my mind....
Yes, I used all your anti itch cream. But I left your empty tube of preparation H, roll of winter green lifesavers, 3 nickels, half a pack of Beemans chewing gum, extra hearing aid batteries, and your subscription renewal to S&M/BDSM Monthly Magazine. I put it in my back seat right where you left it. I figured that would be the first place you would look for it.