Loc: Out of my mind....
Santa said you and him were downing some hash brownies, and washing it down with shots of Jack. You were rubbing your hands up and down his leg, and whispering in his ear something about me, Mrs. Claus, 3 of his elves, and kinky shenanigans with his prized reindeer. Now that was a lie, there were only 2 elves, and it was a donkey not a reindeer. so BANNED FOR LIEING TO SANTA CLAUS. Your a mean Christmas scrooge.