FingerLakes1.com Forums
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Topic Options
#966698 --- 01/25/09 08:35 PM Why?
Senecamom Offline
Senior Member

Registered: 02/03/06
Posts: 7411
Loc: On a journey......
The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)




3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)




4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)



(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
_________________________
~Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I'll meet you there.~

Top
FingerLakes1.com
#966702 --- 01/25/09 08:38 PM Re: Why? [Re: Senecamom]
SkySoldier Offline
Diamond Member

Registered: 08/18/01
Posts: 25300
Loc: Finger Lakes National Forest, ...
I feel, so ....so ....




Used.
_________________________
America has problems.

We can fix that.

America is not THE problem.

Next time. Vote for the AMERICAN.


Top
#966704 --- 01/25/09 08:39 PM Re: Why? [Re: SkySoldier]
SkySoldier Offline
Diamond Member

Registered: 08/18/01
Posts: 25300
Loc: Finger Lakes National Forest, ...
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


MAOFF!
_________________________
America has problems.

We can fix that.

America is not THE problem.

Next time. Vote for the AMERICAN.


Top
#966705 --- 01/25/09 08:39 PM Re: Why? [Re: SkySoldier]
Senecamom Offline
Senior Member

Registered: 02/03/06
Posts: 7411
Loc: On a journey......
AAwwww
_________________________
~Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I'll meet you there.~

Top
#966723 --- 01/25/09 08:52 PM Re: Why? [Re: Senecamom]
Z Genius Lusifer Offline
Diamond Member

Registered: 11/16/01
Posts: 27999
Loc: inside your head & under your ...
how humiliating.....
_________________________
Humble genius to the humanities & politicians

Top
#966762 --- 01/25/09 09:18 PM Re: Why? [Re: Z Genius Lusifer]
Strawberry Jam Offline
Diamond Member

Registered: 07/11/04
Posts: 34421
Loc: Herkimer County NY

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)



(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

Snort-laughed at that one actually. (Shhh...trying not to let Master hear me...lol)

Top
#967012 --- 01/26/09 05:32 AM Re: Why? [Re: Strawberry Jam]
countrygirl Offline
Senior Member

Registered: 10/21/03
Posts: 3214
Loc: upstate, NY
oh my word...too flipping funny
_________________________


* Everyday brings us one new blessing *



Top
#967031 --- 01/26/09 05:48 AM Re: Why? [Re: countrygirl]
tezzer59 Offline
Senior Member

Registered: 11/16/01
Posts: 2656
Loc: finger lakes
Now that's funny!!!
_________________________
Let your soul shine..

Top
#967081 --- 01/26/09 06:42 AM Re: Why? [Re: Senecamom]
Common Sense Offline
Member

Registered: 12/13/06
Posts: 65
Why do women close thier eyes during sex with thier husbands?
(They can't stand to see them have a good time!)


Why do women fake orgasms?
(They think men care.)

Top
#967082 --- 01/26/09 06:43 AM Re: Why? [Re: tezzer59]
kgg Offline
Junior Member

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 13
Loc: usa
None of the answers to the questions are true. Just ask a fifth grader.

Top
#967094 --- 01/26/09 07:01 AM Re: Why? [Re: kgg]
kgg Offline
Junior Member

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 13
Loc: usa
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.

Top
#967096 --- 01/26/09 07:02 AM Re: Why? [Re: kgg]
AnneSmile Offline
Senior Member

Registered: 01/31/08
Posts: 9955
Loc: Amusement
Originally Posted By: kgg
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.


It's because you left the toilet seat up ;\)


Edited by AnneSmile (01/26/09 07:05 AM)
_________________________
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.

Top
#967099 --- 01/26/09 07:09 AM Re: Why? [Re: AnneSmile]
VM Smith Offline
Diamond Member

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 38160
Loc: Ship of Fools
Why don't men put the seat down?

Because we got tired of having to lift it up a long time ago.
_________________________
If you vote for government, you have no right to complain about what government does.

Top
#967101 --- 01/26/09 07:11 AM Re: Why? [Re: AnneSmile]
kgg Offline
Junior Member

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 13
Loc: usa
And whats the big deal with the toilet seats? I have to put it up to pee and never complain about it being down "everytime" i have to tinkle.

Top
#967112 --- 01/26/09 07:24 AM Re: Why? [Re: kgg]
AnneSmile Offline
Senior Member

Registered: 01/31/08
Posts: 9955
Loc: Amusement
It shows lack of consideration for your ladies dainty behind, if she were not paying attention, she goes to sit then SPLASH, water everywhere. What a mess.

Seriously, I have no idea, it doesn't bother me as I look before I sit ;\)
_________________________
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.

Top
#967113 --- 01/26/09 07:24 AM Re: Why? [Re: kgg]
VM Smith Offline
Diamond Member

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 38160
Loc: Ship of Fools
Exactly what I meant. We don't go around thinking that everything always has to be about us.
_________________________
If you vote for government, you have no right to complain about what government does.

Top
#967115 --- 01/26/09 07:26 AM Re: Why? [Re: VM Smith]
AnneSmile Offline
Senior Member

Registered: 01/31/08
Posts: 9955
Loc: Amusement
Originally Posted By: VM Smith
Exactly what I meant. We don't go around thinking that everything always has to be about us.


A smart man, because its not, it's about us ..... I am woman, here me roar!!!

RARW


Edited by AnneSmile (01/26/09 07:28 AM)
_________________________
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.

Top
#967117 --- 01/26/09 07:28 AM Re: Why? [Re: AnneSmile]
VM Smith Offline
Diamond Member

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 38160
Loc: Ship of Fools
That's part of the problem; many women are too stupid to look at what they are about to sit on, and then they blame men for the result of that stupidity. Also, some demand to be catered to constantly.

If I ever got with a woman who insisted I leave the seat down, if she blinked she wouldn't even see me leave.
_________________________
If you vote for government, you have no right to complain about what government does.

Top
#967118 --- 01/26/09 07:29 AM Re: Why? [Re: AnneSmile]
kgg Offline
Junior Member

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 13
Loc: usa
So putting the seat down is like holding the door for a women. Not nessesary, but scores you points.

Top
#967121 --- 01/26/09 07:31 AM Re: Why? [Re: VM Smith]
AnneSmile Offline
Senior Member

Registered: 01/31/08
Posts: 9955
Loc: Amusement
Do this once and I swear she'll look before sitting, no more complaining from the little woman about the toilet seat ..... well you will hear about the tacs but I guarantee you won't hear her complaining about it being up in the future

_________________________
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.

Top
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >