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#966670 --- 01/25/09 07:56 PM BEST Last Will
Senecamom Offline
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Registered: 02/03/06
Posts: 7411
Loc: On a journey......
I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!







Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE
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~Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I'll meet you there.~

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#966673 --- 01/25/09 07:59 PM Re: BEST Last Will [Re: Senecamom]
Buddy Offline
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Registered: 10/02/01
Posts: 19003
Loc: Southend {Mars}
Chocolate followed by sex, I love you...
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#966675 --- 01/25/09 08:07 PM Re: BEST Last Will [Re: Buddy]
SkySoldier Offline
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Registered: 08/18/01
Posts: 25300
Loc: Finger Lakes National Forest, ...
That be one smart lady who wrote that there will.



My will states that, if I fail to enquire, "Where's my Harley?" within five minutes of opening my eyes,


I am to be shot immediately.
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America has problems.

We can fix that.

America is not THE problem.

Next time. Vote for the AMERICAN.


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#966681 --- 01/25/09 08:17 PM Re: BEST Last Will [Re: SkySoldier]
bigbeast Offline
Senior Member

Registered: 02/14/08
Posts: 1544
Loc: New York
I'll go with ALL of the above!!!!! ;\)
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Karma- keeping it short for- "What goes around, comes around!"

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#966838 --- 01/26/09 02:05 AM Re: BEST Last Will [Re: Senecamom]
VM Smith Offline
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Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 38160
Loc: Ship of Fools
A margarita, and then sex? All very fine, but no backrub?
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If you vote for government, you have no right to complain about what government does.

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#966851 --- 01/26/09 03:06 AM Re: BEST Last Will [Re: VM Smith]
honey4evermore Offline
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Registered: 01/18/08
Posts: 183
Loc: everywhere
thanks Senecamom.....too funny!!!

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