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#709459 --- 12/14/07 06:04 PM Re: RED SOX 2007 [Re: BraveHeart]
wedggie Offline
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Registered: 03/11/05
Posts: 1105
Rocket Man
by: Paul Paliotta (with apologies to Bernie Taupin)

As performed by Roger Clemens in the winter of 1996/1997

I packed my bags last night pre-flight
My pitching days, were near an end
And they said it was the twilight of my career by then
I miss my curve so much, I miss my strikes
I'm loading on some weight
So I think the time is right

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till Mitchell comes around and then they'll find
I'm not the man they think I am at all
Oh no, no, no
I'm a Rocket Man
Rocket Man, striking out my foes on anadrol
But I think it's gonna be a long, long time

This ain't a young man's face, I'm not a kid
In fact I'm old as hell
But I got a plan to change that, and I think I will
And all the science, I don't understand
It's just a shot into my cheek
And I'm a Rocket Man, a Rocket Man!

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till Mitchell comes around and then they'll find
I'm not the man they think I am at all
Oh no, no, no
I'm a Rocket Man
Rocket Man, striking out my foes on anadrol
But I think it's gonna be a long, long time

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#709797 --- 12/15/07 10:04 AM Re: RED SOX 2007 [Re: wedggie]
Josephus Offline
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Registered: 08/25/00
Posts: 11561
Loc: NYS
Recently I received in my e-mail 21 indicators that say you're from Massachusetts. #17 was "You think Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon are more evil than Whitey Bulger. #18 was "You know who Whitey Bulger is." LOL!
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#710005 --- 12/15/07 05:06 PM Re: RED SOX 2007 [Re: Josephus]
wedggie Offline
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Registered: 03/11/05
Posts: 1105
Originally Posted By: Josephus
Recently I received in my e-mail 21 indicators that say you're from Massachusetts. #17 was "You think Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon are more evil than Whitey Bulger. #18 was "You know who Whitey Bulger is." LOL!


Priceless, bro, priceless!!!! ;\)

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#713610 --- 12/19/07 11:32 PM Re: RED SOX 2007 [Re: wedggie]
Josephus Offline
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Registered: 08/25/00
Posts: 11561
Loc: NYS
Originally Posted By: wedggie
Originally Posted By: Josephus
Recently I received in my e-mail 21 indicators that say you're from Massachusetts. #17 was "You think Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon are more evil than Whitey Bulger. #18 was "You know who Whitey Bulger is." LOL!


Priceless, bro, priceless!!!! ;\)

You know who Whitey is? You must be from the Bay State too?
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