2nd degree burns are painful. Did he learn a lesson (don't trust your idiot friend)?

Was he very appreciative of his thoughtful girlfriend today? (and dang it, he better have learned a lesson and also realize how lucky he was!)

Will he be more careful in the future?

Do I think it's a goal of his to make his mom a KOO KOO?

Did wealth spoil Tab Hunter?

Am I much more human-oid this morning?

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around, does anyone really care?

Did you just say that I'm a tree?

Are you going to "leave"?

May I stay for a couple of minutes before "leaving" for work? (please and thank you?)

When the moon is in the seventh house, will Jupiter align with Mars?

Did you put something extra in your coffee this morning?

What is the meaning of life?

Does that mean just Sex?

Will Buddy ever stop licking the telescope?

Will Fes ever stop being a nasty old bastard?

Will Buddy ever get back with Chatty?

Will Chatty put a strangle hold on Festur's neck?

Will Buddy have a menage a trois with Patty and Chatty?

Do I hope not??