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#571032 --- 05/02/07 02:57 AM Cake or Bed..(joke)
Spencer~1/06/07 Offline
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CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS
WIFE
>>INTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?IT'S BEEN
>>FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW."
>>
>>
>>
>>HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK
LIKE I
>>HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."
>>
>>
>>
>>"FINE," THEN THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE
DOOR? IT
>>WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."
>>
>>
>>
>>TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?" "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>>WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."
>>
>>
>>
>>"FINE," SHE SAYS, "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT
>>DOOR?
>>THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK."
>>
>>
>>
>>"I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS." HE SAYS,
"DOES
>>IT
>>LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK
SO.
>>I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!"
>>
>>
>>
>>SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF
>>HOURS.................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY
ABOUT
>>HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME. AS HE WALKS INTO THE
>>HOUSE
>>HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE,
HE
>>SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE
>>FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>>
>>
>>
>>"HONEY," HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"
>>
>>
>>
>>SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A
NICE
>>YOUNG MAN ASKED ME, "WHAT WAS WRONG?" I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO
ALL THE
>>REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A
>>CAKE."
>>
>>
>>
>>HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?"
>>
>>
>>
>>SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO....DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY
>>FOREHEAD?
>>I DON'T THINK SO!"
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#571073 --- 05/02/07 05:58 AM Re: Cake or Bed..(joke) [Re: Spencer~1/06/07]
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Registered: 11/08/06
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Oh, that was a good one. Priceless!
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#571084 --- 05/02/07 06:21 AM Re: Cake or Bed..(joke) [Re: LOTE]
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