You must be in Ovid constantly just waiting to see all you tell about. Did you ever think about renting a store front so you don't miss any of it? Be careful some of us know what your wife and your many Xs look like.
What about all those old geezers hanging out at McDonalds to look, now thats a story. Most of those guys are barely 5' tall and thats in their boots. They are scared to go home to the wrinkles and complaining.