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#506910 --- 01/04/07 10:24 PM Brazillian???
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President Bush's morning security briefing is wrapping up. Donald
Rumsfeld is concluding his part and says, "Finally, three Brazilian
soldiers were killed yesterday near Baghdad."

"OH MY GOD!" shrieks Bush, and he buries his head in his hands
for a seemingly interminable 30 seconds.
Stunned at the unexpected display of emotion, the president's
staff sit speechless, not sure how to react.




Finally, Bush looks up and asks Rumsfeld, "How many is a
brazillion?"
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#506911 --- 01/05/07 05:06 AM Re: Brazillian???
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A brazillion is a quantity only used in the study of new-cue-leer physics.

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#506912 --- 01/05/07 05:46 AM Re: Brazillian???
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He's a college grad; he should know what a Brazilian is; unfortunately, he majored in cocaine, with a minor in beer.
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#506913 --- 01/05/07 05:54 AM Re: Brazillian???
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He's a college grad; he majored in cocaine, with a minor in beer.




I had a feelin' there had to be SOMETHING good about him.

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#506914 --- 01/05/07 06:00 AM Re: Brazillian???
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