Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the
coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair
smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her
complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she
wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."