> it pays to not speaka
> such good English.
> The Italian Lover an Italian Fairy Tale:
> virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was
> relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to
> attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
> progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
> apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his
> bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
> After a
> pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you
> paused for a second, frowned, and replied,
> Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
> This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams
> of passion.
> The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks,
> "You finish?"
> Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles
> closer to him and softly says, "No."
> Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman
> unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again.
> Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but
> they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping
> the bed sheets.
> Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping, turns his
> head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked
> again, "You finish?"
> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond, whispers in his
> ear, "No, I Norwegian"
“Don’t Let The Bastards Getcha Down.”