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#1497262 --- 04/01/17 11:11 AM BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN
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BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN



By Kimberly Morin

Trump gave a presser this morning in which he cites several reasons for this decision:

Heís had it with the feral whining and shrill screeches of loser Democrats. Trump said he could not take the shrill, granny Indian-wannabe voice of Lizzie Warren anymore. He also cited the failure of Nancy Pelosiís face to actually move with expression due to her massive Botox injections. He claimed they were causing nightmares.

Trump also cited the inability of Republicans to just get along and agree on anything, not even the time of day. He also noted their constant determination to form circular firing squads.
Another reason for resigning is RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA! Trump complained he canít even get good Russian caviar anymore, or Russian dressing on his salads, because of idiot Democrats who keep claiming he was somehow colluding with them.

Trump said it is SAD that he had to come to this decision, as all he wanted was to make America great again, but he had no alternative, and wished President to-be Pence and the country well.

And in case you hadnít noticed this is nothing but an APRIL FOOLíS JOKE! 🙂 Enjoy, and share with your friends![color:#CC0000][/color]
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#1497267 --- 04/01/17 12:35 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN [Re: ThomasDecker]
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Tommyboy, do you see the pattern here? a dullard brings comedy to a headline news thread and one need not question the reason Trump has the type of supporters he currently possess. Furthermore, there's has not been one solitary day of normalcy in the White House, which isn't surprising because we have a raving maniac living in it.

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#1497269 --- 04/01/17 03:28 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN [Re: ThomasDecker]
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"And in case you hadnít noticed this is nothing but an APRIL FOOLíS JOKE! Enjoy, and share with your friends!"


Sorry!
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#1497270 --- 04/02/17 02:03 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN [Re: ThomasDecker]
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Originally Posted By: ThomasDecker
"And in case you hadnít noticed this is nothing but an APRIL FOOLíS JOKE!
I like it because it Trump is an April fools joke. I think there is a 50-50 chance this will happen before this year is up. Fingers crossed.

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#1497271 --- 04/02/17 02:06 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN [Re: ThomasDecker]
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Originally Posted By: ThomasDecker
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN

Trump gave a presser this morning in which he cites several reasons for this decision:

Heís had it with the feral whining and shrill screeches of loser Democrats.
Trump came from a business world where his word was the law. He was a total bully. Much different than a world where he had to learn a new word he never had to deal with before. It is the word "compromise"

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#1497287 --- 04/02/17 08:36 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN [Re: kyle585]
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Originally Posted By: kyle585
Originally Posted By: ThomasDecker
"And in case you hadnít noticed this is nothing but an APRIL FOOLíS JOKE!
I like it because it Trump is an April fools joke. I think there is a 50-50 chance this will happen before this year is up. Fingers crossed.


I think the odds are better that Mr. Obama gets charged with a crime!
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#1497289 --- 04/02/17 08:46 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN [Re: ThomasDecker]
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ROTFLMAO, well close your eyes, click your heels and repeat after me "There's no place like home"
Take note of who's doing the ducking and hiding.

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#1497309 --- 04/02/17 11:35 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN [Re: Formermac]
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Originally Posted By: Formermac
ROTFLMAO, well close your eyes, click your heels and repeat after me "There's no place like home"
Take note of who's doing the ducking and hiding.
Good point. grin

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#1497310 --- 04/02/17 11:45 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN [Re: kyle585]
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It is starting. I find it interesting that Richmond, VA did this.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/massachus...ory?id=46521789

A Massachusetts city is joining a handful of other municipalities across the country in calling for an impeachment investigation of President Donald Trump based on alleged conflicts of interest.

During its Monday meeting, Cambridge City Council is slated to vote on a resolution calling for the U.S. House of Representatives to begin such an investigation.

The resolution -- which is largely symbolic -- follows similar calls to action by other city councils, including Richmond, Virginia; Berkeley, California,; and Alameda, California.

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#1497311 --- 04/02/17 11:48 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO RESIGN [Re: kyle585]
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/firs...b0b3918c83efcb?

After five days of early voting in the special election for Georgiaís 6th congressional district, Democratic voter turnout has significantly outpaced that of Republicans.

That is a good sign for Democrats hoping that the surge in liberal enthusiasm after the election of President Donald Trump will be enough to elect 30-year-old candidate Jon Ossoff. The seat opened up when Trump named former Rep. Tom Price to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services.

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