I was in a Coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to break wind.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology.
In much the same way that people respond to most of your forum posts.
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.