What has any of that to do with the fact that you bought something which you didn't take a minute to become informed about, when the info was readily available to all, and then complained that you were uninformed?
So...any plans to get the keyboard fixed? My advice is to just go to Walmart, spend the $10, and be done with it. Of course, I know the budget might be a little tight this week, what with you being out the $75.
Then there's always "Plan B": I'll bet you can find a keyboard way better than yours just by cruising on trash day.
What are your boating plans for the year? Cocktails at the dock, while shooting carp with 00 buck (I like to call 'em "docktails")? And the 00, I call "Sushi Master".
A nice yellow ribbon is just the accessory for that, mate! A little trade secret: I pulled most of them off trees, stop signs, people's cars, little kids' bikes, and four of them, off a stray Labrador retriever, even. No, I didn't ask the pooch...some things are better left private. So, for you, how about a 40% discount? And it's a guaranteed
discount; I'll guarantee it even before we've talked price!
You'd better hurry, though. I heard that obama glanced up at the mantle, noticed that he had a Peace Prize (why the figurine was holding a bowling ball, we'll never know), and now he's going to end all the wars. Last chance!