Someday. our Galaxy will collide with the Andromeda Galaxy. Yes it is true.

I heard Al Gore is preparing to tax us now, so we can prevent this collision. We just have to keep voting democratic or Nazi party (same difference)forever. I hear they will start writing this policy with our current democratic senate. It's called the Akaka Udall Pryor Morons ooops I mean Moran Heller Crapo galaxy collision bill. A Bi partisan effort.

*Please note, these are actual current members of Congress.