Loc: Ship of Fools
If you need a big black box in the lake to hide in you shouldn't be hunting in the first place
LOL! How would you hunt waterfowl then, if not with the use of a blind to hide from them? Would you use silver-tongued, silkily elequent persuasion to convince them to just surrender and plop down onto your serving platter? A drone strike, from an altitude that renders you invisible, perhaps?
Or...saaay...is the answer simply that duck hunting is your super power?
Everything you get from the government was stolen from someone else.
What do you normally see waterfowl hunters dressed in? a) Bright Orange b) Camouflage c) The Latest from Victoria's secret
True or false: Ducks ARE NOT colorblind.
True or false: The DEC is not Blind (or stupid).
True or false: The half full Gatorade bottles you see along the highway, all contain lemon Gatorade. (before anyone attempts a taste test, PM me for the correct answer)
Assuming you were going to be in a box with your boat parked UNDER IT, What would a waterfowl hunter have for breakfast? a) bagel with a smear b) black coffee, 3 bran muffins, a western omelette and sausage c) no breakfast