What do you normally see waterfowl hunters dressed in?
a) Bright Orange
c) The Latest from Victoria's secret
True or false: Ducks ARE NOT colorblind.
True or false: The DEC is not Blind (or stupid).
True or false: The half full Gatorade bottles you see along the highway, all contain lemon Gatorade. (before anyone attempts a taste test, PM me for the correct answer)
Assuming you were going to be in a box with your boat parked UNDER IT, What would a waterfowl hunter have for breakfast?
a) bagel with a smear
b) black coffee, 3 bran muffins, a western omelette and sausage
c) no breakfast