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#129082 --- 02/15/05 08:11 PM Lettermans top 10 sporting messages
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Top Ten Messages Left On Jose Canseco's Answering Machine


10. "Barry Bonds here. Can I get your leftover junk?"

9. "This is Andy Reid. Thanks for helping people forget the Eagles choked."

8. "It's the national baseball hall of fame. Any hypodermic needles we could display?"

7. "Jose, could you lift my car so I can change a flat?"

6. "Bill Buckner here. Welcome to the club."

5. "It's Bud Selig. Thanks for not making fun of my hair."

4. "This is President Bush. What's this I hear about me owning a baseball team in the '90s?"

3. "Hey, it's your agent--I thought you were dead."

2. "This is Jim from Jiffy Lube. Are you coming to work or not?"

1. "Mark McGwire. Why'd you tell everyone you injected me in the ass?"

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#129083 --- 02/15/05 08:12 PM Re: Lettermans top 10 sporting messages
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Top Ten Philadelphia Eagles' Excuses


10. "Spent two weeks practicing the coin toss."

9. "Discouraged by half time show's lack of nudity."

8. "We were missing 'Desperate Housewives'--who could think straight?"

7. "We're overwhelmed by the awe-inspiring metropolis that is Jacksonville."

6. "Oh, suddenly referees are too good to take bribes?!"

5. "Who really wants to get Gatorade dumped on them?"

4. "Should have campaigned harder in Ohio."

3. "It's totally unfair, the Patriots are really good."

2. "Maybe being from the land of cheese steaks ain't a good thing."

1. "When Tom Brady looked at us with those gorgeous eyes, we just melted."

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#129084 --- 02/16/05 09:43 AM Re: Lettermans top 10 sporting messages
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Top Ten Messages Left On Jose Canseco's Answering Machine


10. "Barry Bonds here. Can I get your leftover junk?"

9. "This is Andy Reid. Thanks for helping people forget the Eagles choked."

8. "It's the national baseball hall of fame. Any hypodermic needles we could display?"

7. "Jose, could you lift my car so I can change a flat?"

6. "Bill Buckner here. Welcome to the club."

5. "It's Bud Selig. Thanks for not making fun of my hair."

4. "This is President Bush. What's this I hear about me owning a baseball team in the '90s?"

3. "Hey, it's your agent--I thought you were dead."

2. "This is Jim from Jiffy Lube. Are you coming to work or not?"

1. "Mark McGwire. Why'd you tell everyone you injected me in the ass?"




I like 2 & 6
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