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#1070936 --- 08/30/09 06:02 PM Danger of Annihilation From GlobalWarming/Zombies
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Humans In Danger of Annihilation From Global Warming and Zombies, But Life Possible Elsewhere




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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

There are two news stories regarding potential danger to the human race.

The BBC reports on methane escaping from the Arctic sea bed, which possibly could accelerate the rate of global warming. This danger sounds trivial when compared to yet another BBC report on how zombies can destroy the human race.

I’ve feared that zombies were a real danger ever since they invaded the world of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice.

The above report on the dangers of zombies did come out of Canada. So much for the claims that socialized medicine stifles important medical research. From the report:

In their scientific paper, the authors conclude that humanity’s only hope is to “hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often”.

They added: “It’s imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else… we are all in a great deal of trouble.”

According to the researchers, the key difference between the zombies and the spread of real infections is that “zombies can come back to life”.

Fortunately there is a chance to fight them:

Professor Ferguson went on to joke: “The paper considers something that many of us have worried about – particularly in our younger days – of what would be a feasible way of tackling an outbreak of a rapidly spreading zombie infection.

“My understanding of zombie biology is that if you manage to decapitate a zombie then it’s dead forever. So perhaps they are being a little over-pessimistic when they conclude that zombies might take over a city in three or four days.

It appears that between global warming and zombies we might be doomed.

Fortunately there is also some good science news today. The amino acid glycine has been found in a comet according to a NASA astrobiologist.

Finding such a building block of life on a comet might suggest that such building blocks of life can be spread to many planets. This potentially could lead to the development of life on another planet which is free of zombies and Jane Austen novels.
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#1070940 --- 08/30/09 06:10 PM Re: Danger of Annihilation From GlobalWarming/Zombies [Re: SkySoldier]
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We must impose large zombie tax immediately!!!

We must limit zombie output!!!

Zombie skeptics must be stopped!!!

There is consensus zombie are real danger!!!
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#1070946 --- 08/30/09 06:25 PM Re: Danger of Annihilation From GlobalWarming/Zombies [Re: Al Kida]
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Originally Posted By: Al Kida
We must impose large zombie tax immediately!!!

We must limit zombie output!!!

Zombie skeptics must be stopped!!!

There is consensus zombie are real danger!!!


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#1070961 --- 08/30/09 07:22 PM Re: Danger of Annihilation From GlobalWarming/Zombies [Re: SkySoldier]
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According to the BBC, scientists and mathematicians have determined that an attack from zombies would "lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively." Seriously. That's the conclusion of an actual scientific paper that examines the threat of a zombie invasion--that, and that "only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force would eradicate the ... creatures." Good to know, I guess. But why are scientists worried about the undead all of a sudden?

Of course, the scientists are aware that zombies are entirely fictitious, and most likely to remain that way. But modeling a so-called "zombie plague" scenario has distinct real world benefits. Such a plague in many ways mimics a powerful infectious disease--the kind of which is spreading faster due to climate change. It also appears to be an entertaining, head-turning way to draw some attention to the study of infectious diseases—a study that's proved especially pertinent in the days of the Swine Flu.

So how does one study a zombie attack? Like this: (From the BBC)

In their study, the researchers posed a question: If there was to be a battle between zombies and the living, who would win? Professor Robert Smith? (the question mark is part of his surname and not a typographical mistake) and colleagues wrote: "We model a zombie attack using biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies. We introduce a basic model for zombie infection and illustrate the outcome with numerical solutions."

In order to give humans a better shot, the study, which was completed by researchers at the University of Ottawa and Carleton University, focused on the classic depiction of zombies: ie, slow moving and stupid, as opposed to modern variants that are fast, cunning, and more dangerous. Unfortunately, the scenario still didn't bode so well for us un-undead folks.

Their analysis revealed that a strategy of capturing or curing the zombies would only put off the inevitable ... the authors conclude that humanity's only hope is to "hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often. It's imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else... we are all in a great deal of trouble."

Which may sound humorous when you're picturing a squad of ragtag human survivors crouched in an abandoned warehouse readying themselves to battle lumbering zombies, but there are actually real-life insights on infectious diseases to be taken away from the findings. But most of the study's real life applications have more to do with non-life-threatening viral and fungal infections.

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Professor Neil Ferguson, one of the UK government's chief advisors on swine flu, notes the study's parallels with infectious diseases: "None of them actually cause large-scale death or disease, but certainly there are some fungal infections which are difficult to eradicate." He says there are "some viral infections - simple diseases like chicken pox has survived in very small communities. When you get it when you are very young, the virus stays with you and can re-occur as shingles, triggering a new chicken pox epidemic."

Which is why this seemingly outlandish zombie attack scenario is still worth taking a look at scientifically—it may not be done on a serious subject, but the principles are nonetheless sound.

Professor Smith? told BBC News: "When you try to model an unfamiliar disease, you try to find out what's happening, try to approximate it. You then refine it, go back and try again. We refined the model again and again to say... here's how you would tackle an unfamiliar disease."

So with SARS, so with swine flu—so with an incoming zombie attack.

More on Infectious Diseases:
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#1070974 --- 08/30/09 08:00 PM Re: Danger of Annihilation From GlobalWarming/Zombies [Re: VM Smith]
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Originally Posted By: VM Smith
According to the BBC, scientists and mathematicians have determined that an attack from zombies would "lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively." Seriously. That's the conclusion of an actual scientific paper that examines the threat of a zombie invasion--that, and that "only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force would eradicate the ... creatures." Good to know, I guess. But why are scientists worried about the undead all of a sudden?



Because is consensus in scientific community that zombies are real danger!!!

The zombie deniers must be stopped!!!
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#1072291 --- 09/02/09 11:31 PM Re: Danger of Annihilation From GlobalWarming/Zombies [Re: SkySoldier]
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#1072379 --- 09/03/09 03:02 AM Re: Danger of Annihilation From GlobalWarming/Zombies [Re: Al Kida]
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"Because is consensus in scientific community that zombies are real danger!!!"

Have you noticed that there are no longer any zombies in Iraq?
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#1072428 --- 09/03/09 10:44 AM Re: Danger of Annihilation From GlobalWarming/Zombies [Re: VM Smith]
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Hmmmm...wonder what this bite mark is?






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#1072441 --- 09/03/09 11:15 AM Re: Danger of Annihilation From GlobalWarming/Zombies [Re: VM Smith]
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Originally Posted By: VM Smith
"Because is consensus in scientific community that zombies are real danger!!!"

Have you noticed that there are no longer any zombies in Iraq?



This is not true!!!

You not seeing them because we make them all wear burkha!!!
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