STORYTIME PART TWO

Posted by: angela

STORYTIME PART TWO - 05/25/14 11:45 AM

laugh Once upon a time...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 05/28/14 02:29 PM

In a little town
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 05/31/14 12:41 PM

they called waterloo ny
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/03/14 10:35 AM

lived a little troll
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/05/14 09:40 PM

and every morning he.....
Posted by: twocats

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/07/14 11:10 PM

prepared for impending doom
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/08/14 10:56 AM

as his new day
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/08/14 04:35 PM

was tomorrow at 9am.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/08/14 07:18 PM

as he walked too.....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/27/14 10:15 PM

the house of illrepute
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/28/14 04:21 PM

drinking wine and smoking
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/28/14 07:22 PM

short stubby Cuban cigars
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/28/14 10:19 PM

Laying in a hammock ......
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/29/14 01:55 PM

looking at the clouds
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/30/14 09:48 AM

and thinking about things...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/04/14 09:14 PM

she doesn't think often
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/10/14 08:10 AM

but when she does....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/10/14 11:02 PM

its a brain fart
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/11/14 11:27 PM

that blew across the...
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/12/14 03:48 PM

desert of her mind
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/12/14 08:49 PM

BUTTER, she yelled out.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/14/14 01:42 PM

as she slipped and....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/15/14 10:29 PM

fell on her ...................elbow.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/30/14 12:32 AM

and broke a bone
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/31/14 10:29 PM

in her left boob
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/01/14 01:52 PM

and it was hanging..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/01/14 09:17 PM

down to her waist
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/02/14 02:37 PM

and almost in her
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/03/14 08:02 PM

cup of star bucks
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/04/14 10:41 PM

spilled coffee all over....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/05/14 08:20 PM

brand new leather pants
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/07/14 11:46 PM

that was stuck to
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/09/14 06:09 PM

Her little bare butt
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/09/14 08:31 PM

that got a rash
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/10/14 10:09 AM

from the cars dash
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/10/14 07:12 PM

she couldn't stop itching
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/12/14 04:49 PM

and twitching, and twitching.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/12/14 10:24 PM

so off too the
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/13/14 09:07 PM

veterinarian she will go.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/15/14 01:52 PM

too get flea powder....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/15/14 08:51 PM

and checked for worms.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/15/14 11:33 PM

and other diseases that
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/18/14 02:22 PM

can be cured with
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/18/14 07:06 PM

preparation H that should..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/20/14 08:21 PM

be applied very liberally.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/22/14 09:56 AM

so it wont cause
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/22/14 08:37 PM

a very sore throat
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/22/14 08:46 PM

that will lead too
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/23/14 09:26 PM

hemorrhoids in her throat.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/24/14 05:42 PM

This is a awful...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/27/14 12:31 AM

pain, when you burp
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/27/14 03:49 PM

or when you swallow...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/27/14 07:44 PM

still hot toasted marshmallows
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/27/14 09:52 PM

its time for healing..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/30/14 06:54 PM

so everyone lets dance
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/31/14 12:53 PM

sing and be merry
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/31/14 02:22 PM

I can't be Mary
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 08/31/14 11:49 PM

oh yes you can...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/02/14 04:51 PM

can't pass the physical
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/02/14 10:22 PM

and underneath problems and
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/03/14 04:51 PM

dress isn't long enough.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/08/14 12:39 PM

so she just takes...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/08/14 02:47 PM

a picture of his
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/10/14 05:11 PM

in his birthday suit....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/10/14 08:05 PM

she screams "Oh My".
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/13/14 05:24 PM

what a sight for
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/14/14 07:34 PM

the Finger Lakes Times.
Posted by: bluezone

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/21/14 06:43 PM

or the national enquirer
Posted by: Sketch

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/23/14 01:05 PM

"Bigfoot Spotted in Wayne!"
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/23/14 10:21 PM

reading the National Enquirer
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/24/14 12:28 PM

And oo my surprise
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/25/14 10:36 PM

it wore Angela's shoes
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/28/14 11:00 PM

o my wa big feet
Posted by: Sketch

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/29/14 12:24 PM

which stank really badly
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/29/14 11:06 PM

Foot powder should help
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/30/14 06:46 PM

except it tastes bad.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/01/14 09:13 PM

you got hairy toes
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/07/14 10:57 AM

with ingrown nails
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/09/14 07:31 PM

and a fungus amungus
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/09/14 11:10 PM

and named code red
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/11/14 08:54 PM

you aren't very nice.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/11/14 10:44 PM

that's wat he said
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/13/14 08:50 AM

before the duct tape.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/14/14 01:53 PM

was used for waxing
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/16/14 07:11 PM

her very hairy...............back.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/19/14 12:12 AM

and her beard and
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/19/14 08:22 PM

her hairy lady parts.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/21/14 02:09 PM

its no shaving month
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/21/14 08:08 PM

said the wooly mammoth.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/25/14 02:09 PM

and the laughed as
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 11/26/14 10:21 AM

she applied the waxstrips
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/01/14 03:01 PM

and yelling ouch ouch
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/02/14 11:48 AM

As she peeled them
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/06/14 10:53 PM

off one by one
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/07/14 09:21 PM

from her arm pits
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/07/14 10:42 PM

too her legs and..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/11/14 11:06 PM

right up her back
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/13/14 12:05 AM

wow wat a hairy
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/16/14 10:54 AM

son of a gun.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/16/14 01:18 PM

that's wat she said
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/17/14 07:05 PM

as she slowly undid
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/21/14 10:19 PM

her socks and shoes
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/26/14 08:07 PM

she had huge-A feet.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 12/30/14 10:28 PM

with real long nails
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/01/15 10:13 PM

looked more like hoofs
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/02/15 05:30 PM

that were smelly and
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/05/15 08:50 PM

covered in cow ship.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/10/15 04:06 PM

sickeww the smell was
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/12/15 08:40 PM

as bad as Angela's
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/13/15 02:49 PM

I beg your difference
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/14/15 03:30 PM

said the queen mum
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/19/15 04:12 PM

as she turned to
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/20/15 09:29 PM

spit out her snuff
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/20/15 10:30 PM

and the wind blew
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/21/15 08:02 PM

her long dress up
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/31/15 12:59 PM

and a cool breeze
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/03/15 10:20 PM

made her hiney cold.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/15/15 06:07 PM

but you kept her
Posted by: bluezone

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/17/15 11:35 AM

all covered with a
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/04/15 07:57 PM

large white table cloth
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/04/15 09:23 PM

on the table she
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/06/15 12:37 PM

ate her ham sandwich
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/16/15 11:55 PM

with a salad on
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/21/15 08:52 PM

a sunny Saturday afternoon
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/28/15 11:37 PM

then the snow started
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/15/15 10:42 PM

to fall on her
Posted by: RigaMortis

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/16/15 08:31 AM

it was yellow snow
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/17/15 09:36 PM

from a tall snowman
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/21/15 03:49 PM

wearing a top hat
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/22/15 10:22 PM

with a bladder infection
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 05/03/15 11:48 AM

not feeling good at
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 05/16/15 12:43 AM

the thought of having
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 05/16/15 12:31 PM

too pee so often
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 05/26/15 11:04 PM

left her mentally drained
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 05/27/15 11:33 AM

and awfully dry she
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/07/15 10:26 PM

ordered a bottle of
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/11/15 11:46 PM

wine and two more
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/17/15 10:19 PM

boxes of fortune cookies
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 06/25/15 12:37 PM

hoping the right one
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/10/15 10:39 PM

would come at last
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/18/15 11:56 AM

and this is last
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 07/25/15 12:36 AM

nights left overs again
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/10/15 11:25 PM

turning green and molding sick
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/11/15 01:01 AM

Where have you been
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/12/15 06:11 PM

been too sunny florida
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/13/15 11:18 PM

on the topless beaches
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/14/15 11:44 AM

mostly the guys surfing laugh
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/14/15 10:09 PM

yep, a likely story
Posted by: bluezone

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/17/15 08:19 AM

while the GOP debates
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/18/15 12:21 AM

should they or shouldn't
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/18/15 01:24 PM

THEY knocked out trump
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/22/15 11:09 PM

gotta love his hair
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/23/15 01:00 PM

let the wind blow laugh
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/27/15 10:11 PM

through my back hair.
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 09/30/15 11:22 AM

and fly fly away
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 10/08/15 11:01 PM

to never never land
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/26/16 05:31 PM

off too the wizard
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/26/16 10:50 PM

If we can go
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/27/16 10:18 AM

go for a heart
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 01/31/16 09:38 PM

Or just a Brain
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/09/16 11:40 AM

or go for adventure
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/10/16 06:57 PM

across country in a
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/11/16 01:59 PM

in a golf cart
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/12/16 10:55 PM

lets paint it purple
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/16/16 10:55 PM

with red polka dots
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/17/16 08:13 PM

and really cool flames
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/18/16 02:12 PM

and neon lights and
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/18/16 11:39 PM

tassels, lots of tassels
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/19/16 12:58 PM

and away we gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/19/16 10:36 PM

let go of my...........
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/20/16 10:13 AM

lego if you dont
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/23/16 08:29 PM

it will turn blue
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/23/16 11:26 PM

and I will give
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/28/16 08:15 PM

you a black eye
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 02/28/16 10:29 PM

and I will be
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/04/16 11:11 PM

charged with ass hault
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/07/16 11:00 PM

please speak English because
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/11/16 12:54 AM

Donald Trump is watching
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/11/16 01:37 PM

up goes another fence
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/12/16 09:00 PM

and it is Huuuuuugge-a
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/13/16 04:23 PM

across the usa border
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/16/16 09:12 PM

shutting out all of
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/20/16 09:48 PM

the human race and
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/20/16 10:19 PM

Hey, lets get icecream
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/21/16 11:18 AM

yes and climb over
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/21/16 10:08 PM

the white picket fence
Posted by: Sketch

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/22/16 02:28 PM

assembled by Trump's immigrants...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/30/16 09:10 PM

Paid for by Berrnie
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 03/31/16 07:17 PM

and don't forget hillary
Posted by: bluezone

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/04/16 10:59 PM

her position changes daily
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/06/16 09:31 PM

she's a Luna tic
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/08/16 05:51 PM

off too funny farm
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/12/16 10:34 PM

lets take the bus
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/13/16 03:01 PM

and sing and sing
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/13/16 09:32 PM

Bernie and Hillary, sittin..............
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/17/16 06:39 PM

behind that big fence
Posted by: Code Red

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 04/26/16 09:21 PM

Looking like two twits
Posted by: angela

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 05/02/16 12:53 PM

holding their heads up
Posted by: bluezone

Re: STORYTIME PART TWO - 05/11/16 08:05 AM

as monica suddenly appears