Story time..4 words

Posted by: *Sparkey*

Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 06:09 PM

My neighbor just pulled...
Posted by: Yetta Nother

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 06:23 PM

....a gun out of
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 06:51 PM

the trunk of his
Posted by: LOTE

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 08:02 PM

car which was loaded
Posted by: Yetta Nother

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 08:12 PM

.....with a lot of ammo
Posted by: reilley

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 08:20 PM

and in the black
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 08:55 PM

of night, he reached
Posted by: SkySoldier

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 08:56 PM

out to touch her
Posted by: SkySoldier

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 09:15 PM

and she hated that
Posted by: *Sparkey*

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 09:18 PM

so she wanted people
Posted by: SkySoldier

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 09:27 PM

to understand her need
Posted by: Yetta Nother

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 09:34 PM

so she took off
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 09:37 PM

the safety and loaded
Posted by: Yetta Nother

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 09:55 PM

a couple rounds then
Posted by: *Sparkey*

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 09:56 PM

BOOM BOOM BOOm BAAABOOOOM
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 09:57 PM

she kept on talking
Posted by: Yetta Nother

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 10:00 PM

she cant shut up
Posted by: Echidna

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 10:03 PM

and his ears hurt
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 10:15 PM

but she longed to
Posted by: Yetta Nother

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 10:17 PM

make him eat butter
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 10:20 PM

Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 10:23 PM

which he really loved
Posted by: flbuldog

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 11:12 PM

but it was melted
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/09/09 11:49 PM

like molten metal in
Posted by: SkySoldier

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 10:15 AM

his chest where bullets
Posted by: oops12

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 10:33 AM

Not to fear because
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 10:43 AM

Originally Posted By: SkySoldier
his chest where bullets


were lodged and yet
Posted by: SkySoldier

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 04:21 PM

he found he could
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 04:26 PM

still light the pipe
Posted by: oops12

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 04:33 PM

And toke all night
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 04:37 PM

everything is all right
Posted by: oops12

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 04:39 PM

when the morning comes
Posted by: Echidna

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 04:40 PM

pass it over here
Posted by: oops12

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 04:41 PM

puff puff puff pass
Posted by: Echidna

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 04:43 PM

and peace on Earth
Posted by: oops12

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 04:46 PM

is shared between friends
Posted by: flbuldog

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 05:47 PM

and melted butter cubes
Posted by: oops12

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 06:02 PM

Runs down strange places
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 06:25 PM

where you can imagine
Posted by: oops12

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 07:16 PM

fun on their faces
Posted by: queenbee

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 08:07 PM

all smiles and giggles
Posted by: Echidna

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 08:13 PM

please pass the butter
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 08:21 PM

VM's hogging the butter
Posted by: queenbee

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 09:12 PM

Velcro panties on walls
Posted by: Echidna

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/10/09 09:36 PM

butter and velcro....together?
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/11/09 09:46 AM

is a messy combination
Posted by: Echidna

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/11/09 02:31 PM

talk about kinky fetishes!
Posted by: Echidna

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/11/09 02:33 PM

slip as it sticks
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/11/09 03:41 PM

stick as it slips
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/11/09 05:50 PM

into the quiet night
Posted by: flbuldog

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/11/09 06:57 PM

behind the green bush
Posted by: Echidna

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 12:26 AM

out in the moonlight
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 12:52 AM

she stalked silently, sweetly
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 07:47 AM

then pounced, like a...
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 08:26 AM

jealous woman, once scorned
Posted by: flbuldog

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 09:37 AM

on the butter man
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 10:53 AM

just then walked in...
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 12:50 PM

the Viagra Emergency Team
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 01:07 PM

and all was good
Posted by: flbuldog

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 01:18 PM

and even better than
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 01:31 PM

Chocolate? I think NOT
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 01:42 PM

Not in THIS lifetime!
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 02:00 PM

But waiting, just outside,...
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 02:29 PM

was a large truck...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 02:36 PM

filled to the brim....
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 02:40 PM

with dark chocolate dip
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 02:42 PM

YES!!! I'm in heaven. ;\)
Posted by: flbuldog

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 02:42 PM

and Jenny jumped in
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 02:45 PM

and so did Nease
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 03:21 PM

and sweet it was
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 03:41 PM

Whipped cream and cherries
Posted by: flbuldog

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 04:24 PM

topped their giddy heads \:\)
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 04:33 PM

VM starts to drool
Posted by: flbuldog

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/12/09 06:31 PM

caramel syrup very slowly
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/14/09 10:54 PM

all over the prudes
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/14/09 10:56 PM

Now, that's just funny!
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 07:45 AM

Pinched, each woke up
Posted by: Hugh Rection

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 01:42 PM

wondering "Who is that?"
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 03:22 PM

as usual, only partially
Posted by: SkySoldier

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 03:48 PM

in the bag, but
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 04:42 PM

as smart as yesterday
Posted by: SkySoldier

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 05:03 PM

used to be, before
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 05:22 PM

drowning the brain harshly
Posted by: SkySoldier

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 05:25 PM

with a quart of
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 05:39 PM

Captain Morgan and coke
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 06:17 PM

Drifting in and out
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 06:42 PM

of the thick fog
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 06:45 PM

flashlights piercing his pupils
Posted by: oops12

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 06:52 PM

Then his license gone
Posted by: SkySoldier

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 08:14 PM

and left him for
Posted by: oops12

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 08:24 PM

Probation and DWI classes??
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 08:54 PM

and she found fame
Posted by: Skeezix

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 09:06 PM

with the Dallas Cowboys
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/15/09 09:16 PM

but not on sidelines
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 12/25/09 11:36 PM

flat on her back.
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/23/10 11:24 PM

with an excited orangutan
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/24/10 12:23 AM

and a soft banana
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/24/10 01:24 PM

she smashed into his
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/24/10 02:21 PM

pathetic, needy, selfish ego
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/24/10 03:52 PM

causing him great pain.
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/24/10 04:17 PM

Awakening a renewal of
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/24/10 05:17 PM

his first love, dogs
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/24/10 08:36 PM

they reminded him of
Posted by: Madka Owdiseez

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/24/10 09:38 PM

Lusi and his Ovidettes
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/25/10 04:54 PM

some of whom barked
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/25/10 08:31 PM

some of them bites
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/25/10 10:05 PM

in the wrong places
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/25/10 11:32 PM

please pass the penicillin
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/26/10 01:44 PM

and we'll party on
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/26/10 01:55 PM

Lurking around the corner
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/26/10 02:37 PM

with many strange women
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/26/10 05:50 PM

each holding a container...
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/26/10 06:20 PM

With a special concoction...
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/26/10 06:38 PM

guaranteed to drive men
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/26/10 07:27 PM

to the nearest bar
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/26/10 08:15 PM

to drink to oblivion
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/26/10 08:56 PM

so they look better
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/26/10 09:05 PM

until the sun rises
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/26/10 11:02 PM

and you can see
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/27/10 04:10 PM

that they were lying
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/27/10 07:06 PM

lying about the others
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/27/10 07:52 PM

who were also lying
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/27/10 07:54 PM

lifeless, sprawled over the
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/27/10 07:59 PM

Backseat of the car.
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/27/10 10:12 PM

,the driver looking on
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/27/10 10:40 PM

with a video camera
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/28/10 08:59 AM

smile on her face
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/28/10 10:18 AM

and said got you...
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/28/10 02:02 PM

payback's a real bummer
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/28/10 02:12 PM

But Satisfaction is great...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/28/10 07:17 PM

Then, an alien exploded...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/28/10 07:24 PM

And took her away..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/28/10 07:41 PM

exploding from her chest...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/28/10 08:46 PM

right up the wall
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/28/10 10:54 PM

and across the ceiling
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/28/10 10:57 PM

Just to be in with the in crowd, I'll quote myself:

Originally Posted By: VM Smith
and across the ceiling
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/28/10 10:58 PM

That was very satisfying.....who knew?
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/29/10 08:48 AM

Originally Posted By: VM Smith
That was very satisfying.....who knew?


LMAO!
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/29/10 11:47 AM

It was great.....I had a smoke after....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/29/10 05:06 PM

I see you like playing alone.. Carry on..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/29/10 08:51 PM

with some hand lotion
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/29/10 08:54 PM

xanthareel what was I thinkin? OOPPPsss wrong thread
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/29/10 09:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Code Red
with some hand lotion


in a tanker car
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/29/10 09:50 PM

pants on the ground
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 08:17 AM

WOW what a night....
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 11:53 AM

a night to forget
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 02:56 PM

or to remember forever..
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 05:07 PM

then she woke up
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 05:23 PM

All buttered neck down
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 05:40 PM

screamed "no, not again!"
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 07:09 PM

and he said "YES!"
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 07:10 PM

and she said NO NO.......
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 08:36 PM

Listen, the Judge began,
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 10:27 PM

fun and games are
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 10:38 PM

pleasurable, to a point
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/30/10 10:50 PM

which she grasped quickly
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 08:14 PM

while it was hard
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 08:20 PM

to imagine him gay
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 08:41 PM

she imagined him hetero
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 08:46 PM

despite all the showtunes
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 09:17 PM

He hummed at night
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 09:24 PM

eating crackers in bed
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 09:29 PM

this makes no sense
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 09:36 PM

sleeping in cracker crumbs
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 09:37 PM

stuck together with honey
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 09:39 PM

reaching for his phone
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 09:49 PM

with his sticky hands
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 09:54 PM

misdialed his girlfriend's number
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 09:58 PM

reached his wife instead
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 10:16 PM

who kissed the dog
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 01/31/10 10:34 PM

then loaded her gun
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/01/10 12:45 AM

and swore never to
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/01/10 08:27 AM

forgive him again, instead
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/01/10 06:47 PM

she'd really get even
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/01/10 07:05 PM

she bought superglue for
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/01/10 07:58 PM

His parts down south
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/01/10 08:02 PM

Southward, Ho! She screamed
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/01/10 08:44 PM

And glued like crazy
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 08:09 AM

and danced for him
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 12:38 PM

till his skin seperated
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 12:40 PM

Eeeww, that's really gross!
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 12:55 PM

as the tearing sound
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 01:19 PM

drowned out by screams
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 01:31 PM

of laughter from the
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 01:43 PM

Mistress and youtube audience.
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 01:45 PM

who threw a party
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 01:49 PM

Hot dogs and beans
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 01:58 PM

hot coals for roasting
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 02:00 PM

and buns for toasting
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 02:05 PM

Kegs to be tapped
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 02:05 PM

raw 'oysters' left uneaten
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 05:17 PM

because the mistress remains
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 07:45 PM

to kiss his butt
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 08:31 PM

with her dirty lips.
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 08:39 PM

Somewhere in the distance
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 08:50 PM

but actually very close
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 09:07 PM

Her breath was hot
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 09:07 PM

Her hands were cold
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 09:12 PM

a mistress in mittens
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 09:58 PM

heart like a crocodile's
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 10:03 PM

mouth like one too
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 10:03 PM

an appetite to match
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 10:14 PM

Her skin was rough
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/02/10 10:14 PM

Her teeth were sharp
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 08:32 AM

like a cheap "Ginzu"...
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 05:31 PM

She sank them into
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 05:54 PM

the bulbous buttocks of...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 06:55 PM

a preoccupied plumber's crack
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 07:10 PM

who screamed out: XHTBB%%&#@*KT%##!!!!!! ......
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 07:19 PM

before drifting into unconsciousness
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 07:21 PM

as her teeth marks
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 07:24 PM

gnawed through pimply skin
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 07:26 PM

like bullets through glass
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 07:33 PM

leftovers for the doggybag
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 07:43 PM

Just then, unknown to...
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 07:45 PM

all that were involved
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 07:47 PM

the roar of a...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 07:52 PM

jet cut through the
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 08:27 PM

peace and quiet of
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/03/10 08:38 PM

Deafening silence of popping
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 07:04 AM

blue birthday balloons being ...
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 10:22 AM

last thing they heard
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 10:23 AM

CRACK! went the whip
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 11:14 AM

cream container falling from....
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 12:13 PM

A cargo plane overhead
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 12:58 PM

falling toward the unsuspecting....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 06:49 PM

crowd of naked people
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 07:12 PM

gathered below to celabrate...
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 07:22 PM

the upcoming polar plunge.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 07:35 PM

wearing nothing but smiles
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 10:36 PM

until engulfed in shadow
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/04/10 11:41 PM

of frigid, icy water
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/05/10 03:12 PM

splashes and squeals of
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/05/10 05:39 PM

My ???? is shriveling
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/06/10 03:24 PM

Which comes with age
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/07/10 10:36 PM

is a short memory
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/08/10 10:04 AM

lacking blood flow to
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/08/10 05:40 PM

every where but there
Posted by: Ray O'Sunshine

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/09/10 08:37 PM

Then he said loudly,
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/09/10 08:38 PM

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/10/10 07:47 AM

I'm here, now what?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/10/10 08:01 AM

We have got butter
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/10/10 09:37 PM

baked potato with that?
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/10/10 10:04 PM

No just indian corn
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/11/10 08:25 AM

with lots of butter
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/11/10 05:47 PM

Olive oil and crisco
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/11/10 06:24 PM

served with red wine
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/11/10 06:46 PM

perfect for Valentine's Day
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/11/10 06:57 PM

Or any other day
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/11/10 07:38 PM

Or any other night
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/11/10 08:54 PM

With someone just right
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/12/10 07:10 AM

Then, in walked Robert....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/12/10 09:08 AM

we call him Bob
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/12/10 04:06 PM

no legs or arms
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/12/10 04:41 PM

played first base for...
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/12/10 04:48 PM

Mighty Rockin Red Rollers.
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/12/10 05:41 PM

Till his unfortunate accident
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/12/10 07:02 PM

involving twelve Chinese hookers...
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/12/10 07:06 PM

That laughed so hard...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/13/10 05:57 PM

They wet their pants
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/14/10 08:51 AM

Luckily, they wore Depends....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/14/10 10:05 AM

the extra large size.
Posted by: Ray O'Sunshine

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/14/10 10:08 AM

got them from lusifer
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/14/10 10:09 AM

disgustly, used but servicable.
Posted by: Kitty

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/14/10 01:33 PM

I wouldn't want them
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/14/10 01:36 PM

said Burt, the traveling....
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/14/10 03:27 PM

bobblehead, known for his
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/14/10 09:22 PM

head that always bobbled
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/14/10 11:25 PM

never seemed to tire
Posted by: Poopees

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/14/10 11:33 PM

of the hookers story
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/15/10 08:38 AM

posted on the wire
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/15/10 09:01 AM

and popular internet site....
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/15/10 02:33 PM

inciting local bible thumpers
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/15/10 02:38 PM

who became aghast when...
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/15/10 04:27 PM

realizing their wives were
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/15/10 04:47 PM

the heretofore mentioned hookers!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/15/10 04:53 PM

Covered entirely in butter
Posted by: Senecamom

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/15/10 05:04 PM

wearing hoslters, locked & Loaded.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/15/10 05:46 PM

finger on the trigger
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/16/10 05:30 AM

but began leaping uncontrolably...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/16/10 08:31 PM

Just flippin and floppin.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/17/10 05:47 AM

like freshly landed flounders ...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/17/10 10:33 AM

caught fresh that day
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/17/10 02:48 PM

pink gilled nose candy
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/18/10 02:40 PM

streamed from a straw
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/18/10 04:45 PM

braised skink mudflap served
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/18/10 09:25 PM

with fish thats raw
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/19/10 10:57 AM

hot bile refux threatens
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/19/10 12:32 PM

at my lower jaw
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/19/10 01:46 PM

barking at the ants
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/19/10 08:26 PM

peeing in my pants.



damn I never thought poems could be this much fun.
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/19/10 10:14 PM

lost in the boonies
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/19/10 10:22 PM

A couple of loonies
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/19/10 10:51 PM

dumped by their wives
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/19/10 10:54 PM

who caused them hives.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/20/10 09:55 AM

what a big mess
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/20/10 04:11 PM

that famous blue dress
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/20/10 06:49 PM

And her red heels.
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/20/10 06:54 PM

Borrowed from her brother
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/20/10 08:33 PM

dressed like her mother
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/20/10 08:36 PM

shunned by Code Red
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/20/10 09:46 PM

His name was Fred
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/20/10 10:27 PM

napping on third rail
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/20/10 10:33 PM

he was brain dead
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/20/10 10:49 PM

Zombies smelled fresh meat
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/20/10 11:08 PM

Oh chit fred said
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/21/10 12:01 AM

warm blood dazed head
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/21/10 12:10 AM

Zombies had another snack.
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/21/10 12:25 AM

Meanwhile back in town
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/21/10 12:34 AM

Fred was really dead.
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/21/10 01:03 AM

Life insurance well spent
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/21/10 08:32 AM

partying lasted all night
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/21/10 06:19 PM

not a single fight
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/22/10 03:20 PM

Now time to Repent
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/22/10 06:05 PM

Get down on knees
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/22/10 08:00 PM

and your elbows too
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/23/10 01:40 PM

And spin the spinner
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/24/10 08:46 PM

your right foot, red.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/25/10 07:23 PM

in your mouth
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 07:52 AM

thats only three words
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 07:55 AM

said "Big Pete" as...
Posted by: Ray O'Sunshine

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 08:47 AM

He grabed her ears
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 10:51 AM

and shook her silly...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 10:52 AM

But she already was.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 10:53 AM

"Whatta you uppa to?...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 10:58 AM

No good she said
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 11:00 AM

and she continued on..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 11:35 AM

spreading the mulch accross....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 11:54 AM

the living room floor
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 12:02 PM

"I'm going to grow......"
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 02:21 PM

up through the roof
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 06:47 PM

and out the chimney
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 07:07 PM

catching onto passing helicopter....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 07:16 PM

and flying to florida
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 07:17 PM

, fell off over Georgia.....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 07:18 PM

in a peanut field
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 07:23 PM

before a peanut picker....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 07:27 PM

came and helped him...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/26/10 09:24 PM

find his reading glasses
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/27/10 03:30 AM

to read the instructions...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/27/10 10:23 AM

how to fly helicopter...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/27/10 10:48 AM

without crashing, which is...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/27/10 02:08 PM

keeping your eyes close...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/27/10 02:23 PM

to the instruments and..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/27/10 03:28 PM

smiling ear to ear
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/27/10 06:07 PM

as he flew solo
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/27/10 08:30 PM

hand on the stick
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/27/10 08:46 PM

and singing out loud..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/27/10 09:02 PM

An old Irish tune
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 05:58 AM

with a bottle of....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 06:33 AM

Bailey's Irish cream, aboard.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 06:43 AM

Flying through the clouds...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 09:02 AM

until the geese hit...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 05:38 PM

The front of plane..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 06:04 PM

and spilled his drink
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 06:08 PM

Geese hitting the prop.....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 06:47 PM

And the plan went...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 07:22 PM

Pop Goes the Geese
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 07:24 PM

Down plummeted the chopper...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 07:36 PM

control but a dream
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 07:42 PM

smoke was last seen
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 07:56 PM

rising from the charred....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 07:58 PM

remains of Howard Hughes
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 08:22 PM

who crashed the Sprucegoose....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 08:23 PM

feathers were every where
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 08:26 PM

children began stuffing pillows....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 02/28/10 08:27 PM

around the dead body
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/01/10 01:29 PM

as the vouchers came..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/01/10 01:47 PM

from the poor orphans
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/01/10 03:09 PM

running over the body
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/01/10 04:14 PM

with little toy trucks
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/01/10 05:11 PM

full of tiny rocks
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/02/10 07:17 AM

but vultures ate vouchers....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/02/10 07:41 AM

and pooped out payments
Posted by: Hugh Rection

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/02/10 08:44 AM

to their favorite charity
Posted by: cookie

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/02/10 10:42 AM

which was in need
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/02/10 11:22 AM

for the rescuers to come..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/02/10 01:33 PM

Road fork perplexed them
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/02/10 09:30 PM

Right or left, huh?
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/02/10 09:32 PM

Anywhere but 'devils crotch'
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/02/10 10:45 PM

thats too friggin warm
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/03/10 05:28 AM

said, "Carl," the lead....
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/03/10 12:03 PM

patsy of the misfits.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/03/10 05:27 PM

He worked at SM
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/03/10 06:21 PM

As A Italian chef
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/03/10 09:26 PM

lancing his oozing boils
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/04/10 08:33 AM

while stirring chicken soup.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/04/10 09:00 AM

Catching those garbage seagulls
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/04/10 12:02 PM

and pluncking there feathers
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/04/10 01:31 PM

Hot wings for everybody
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/05/10 11:20 AM

chins dripping toxic sauce
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/05/10 11:24 AM

Then, Carl exclaimed, "Let's......
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/05/10 11:40 AM

brainstorm a new franchise!"
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/05/10 12:13 PM

"Carl's Chicken Parts," they're...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/05/10 12:17 PM

a secret family recipe."
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/05/10 12:33 PM

That we don' need...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/05/10 02:19 PM

cooked with pure butter
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/05/10 07:31 PM

, lard, and bacon fat.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/05/10 08:27 PM

makes your farts stink.
Posted by: Ray O'Sunshine

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/05/10 08:28 PM

like fresh picked roses
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/05/10 08:47 PM

fresh with morning dew.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/06/10 07:07 AM

Extra cheese on that....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/06/10 07:55 AM

would you like dessert?
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/06/10 10:56 AM

The menu listed also,....
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/06/10 01:19 PM

Roasted Weasel ala SM
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/06/10 04:55 PM

And a jar of...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/06/10 04:56 PM

Orange marmalade
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/06/10 09:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Santa_Cruzer
Orange marmalade


four words Santa, keep up. lol.


Orange Marmalde on some.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/06/10 09:07 PM

freshly made sliced bread
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/06/10 09:26 PM

and the bread is..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/06/10 10:15 PM

made from processed leachate.
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/06/10 11:55 PM

SM drink specials include...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/07/10 08:37 AM

toxic sludge & stinky brew
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/07/10 08:46 AM

and a garbage milkshake..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/07/10 11:04 AM

containing milk, ice-cream, frenchfries....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/07/10 11:23 AM

with a molding hamburger...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/07/10 12:04 PM

catsup, onion, boiled eggs...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/07/10 01:05 PM

slice of molding bread..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/07/10 06:53 PM

all on paper plates
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/07/10 09:56 PM

collected from Mt. Pus
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/07/10 10:00 PM

our community benefits program
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/07/10 10:42 PM

squawked the gull boys
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/08/10 03:55 PM

sludge on their shoes
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/08/10 05:06 PM

sludge in their brains
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/09/10 11:41 AM

with beer in hand..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/09/10 12:24 PM

"we make our stand!"
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/10/10 08:50 AM

we stand and fall..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/10/10 10:00 AM

we whine and bawl
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/10/10 07:48 PM

we do it all..
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/11/10 05:54 PM

as we stagger home..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/11/10 06:02 PM

an igloo outside Nome..
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/11/10 07:22 PM

with christmas lights on
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/11/10 08:01 PM

our PJs we don...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 11:23 AM

dogs dreaming, cozy fire
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 11:40 AM

hoping soon to retire...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 11:53 AM

visions of island life
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 12:19 PM

zero decisions, zero strife.
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 12:25 PM

Coconuts, crabmeat, wonderful life.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 12:42 PM

Paradise, an island superb..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 12:46 PM

memories melt, boring 'burbs.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 01:16 PM

Walking the sandy beach
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 01:17 PM

when a crab came
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 02:43 PM

,pinching hard everyone's feets.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 03:01 PM

stinking feet killed crab..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/12/10 03:21 PM

toxic, even single jabs..
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/13/10 06:29 AM

then came the sharks
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/13/10 06:31 AM

Biggest one named Mark.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/13/10 01:17 PM

Mark and his hoods....
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/13/10 02:39 PM

stalking through the woods
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/13/10 04:18 PM

With guns in there hands
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/13/10 04:58 PM

drawing pictures with crayons..
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/13/10 06:47 PM

abd cutting them out
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/13/10 06:54 PM

perplexing, without a doubt!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/13/10 10:30 PM

how they hold scissors
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 12:51 AM

easy for skilled conspirators
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 08:53 AM

They learned from the ......
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 09:11 AM

local hooligans. Trained in...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 10:10 AM

In the streets of...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 10:42 AM

downtown Lodi, where the
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 12:50 PM

The hoodlins met at..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 12:55 PM

the lone street light
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 02:27 PM

Standing around and drinking..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 02:37 PM

talking trash before thinking...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 03:52 PM

they had to pee
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 03:56 PM

to get to tinkling...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 04:25 PM

And more they drank
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 04:39 PM

the more they stank.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 06:19 PM

not bathing for awhile..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 07:05 PM

unwashed clothes sat piled
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 07:38 PM

up to their ears
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/14/10 09:27 PM

so odorous there's tears.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/15/10 05:52 PM

what a waste, huh?
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/15/10 05:57 PM

We smell? ...well, duh?
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/15/10 06:52 PM

Spraying the bug spray...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/15/10 09:08 PM

workin' for low pay..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/15/10 10:36 PM

Ten hours a day
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/16/10 12:40 PM

For $1.00 a hour..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/16/10 04:49 PM

just enough for beer.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/16/10 07:47 PM

Too drink once again..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/16/10 10:31 PM

with beer goggles on.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/17/10 11:37 AM

And a pot too...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/17/10 04:25 PM

and a pot three.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/17/10 08:54 PM

and a pot too....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/18/10 08:43 AM

oh no onother pot.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/18/10 11:03 AM

that hits the spot!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/18/10 02:29 PM

That beer sure did...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/18/10 05:52 PM

but not like pot
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/18/10 06:43 PM

pot is alot..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/18/10 09:57 PM

alot of good medicine
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/18/10 10:38 PM

that lights real easy
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/18/10 10:39 PM

street deals are sleezy
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/18/10 11:18 PM

puffin makes me weazy
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/19/10 01:34 PM

Spring makes me sneezy
Posted by: Ray O'Sunshine

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/19/10 03:15 PM

go blow your nose
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/19/10 03:30 PM

A box of tissues...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/19/10 09:58 PM

cleans up the issues
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/20/10 08:13 AM

cures all their woes.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/20/10 08:36 AM

After a long night..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/20/10 10:00 AM

they start to fight!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/20/10 10:18 AM

steppin on his toes
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/20/10 10:23 AM

adding to their woes...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/20/10 01:40 PM

reaching for the hose...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/20/10 04:03 PM

and turning on the..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/20/10 04:30 PM

weird neighbor guy watching
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/20/10 07:12 PM

peeking through his binoculars....
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/20/10 07:22 PM

she devised a plan
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/20/10 11:09 PM

all she would need
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/21/10 08:12 AM

is a key to....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/21/10 10:13 AM

her pink fuzzy handcuffs
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/21/10 10:31 AM

and her pink nitie
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/21/10 07:44 PM

and his tighty whiteys
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/21/10 08:04 PM

and their electronic braclets...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/21/10 09:21 PM

around their lower extremities
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 09:29 AM

placed there by the ...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 01:17 PM

head misstress named Angela
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 04:12 PM

whose strange quirks were...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 04:14 PM

rolling naked in butter
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 04:21 PM

and flour with glee...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 04:26 PM

shouting look at me.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 04:35 PM

Only looks are free.
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 04:37 PM

At daybreak looks fade...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 05:43 PM

price drops to pocketchange
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 05:58 PM

a penny per tooth...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 08:16 PM

no dentures cost more...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/22/10 11:19 PM

A buck tooth sailor
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 09:57 AM

here comes Popeye the..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 10:00 AM

purse swinging sailor's man.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 10:03 AM

A earring in his..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 10:07 AM

ear, eyebrow, everywhere else.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 10:19 AM

Piercings high, piercings low....
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 10:30 AM

piercings where few dare...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 10:31 AM

pierced eyebrows, pierced toes,
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 10:38 AM

chain to link them
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 11:20 AM

connected to boat anchors...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 11:34 AM

exciting the Sea Hag
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 11:37 AM

Yes, the "Sea Hag,"...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 12:00 PM

Sea Hag came abroad..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 02:13 PM

landing in Paris, France...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 02:22 PM

Looking for Paris Hilton
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 07:01 PM

and dancing al night..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 07:42 PM

got into a fight
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 08:24 PM

over the lady Paris
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/23/10 11:18 PM

never wearing any panties
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/24/10 05:14 AM

letting the breeze fly.....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/24/10 08:57 AM

Angela is soo hot.
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/24/10 10:46 AM

Codes face blushing red.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/24/10 11:35 AM

Runs to the lake
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/24/10 01:34 PM

over come by Angela
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/24/10 01:41 PM

falls deep in water
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/24/10 02:22 PM

falls deeper in trouble...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/24/10 04:20 PM

but she did it.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/24/10 06:36 PM

and he loved it..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/24/10 10:41 PM

more, more he screamed
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/24/10 10:51 PM

butter balls, hand fed.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 09:07 AM

fried, not roasted, with...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 09:13 AM

A glass of chablis
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 09:23 AM

and shot of whiskey...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 11:13 AM

and a scented candle
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 11:31 AM

makes for one happy...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 12:07 PM

then came the excitement
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 12:45 PM

as the room suddenly...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 02:03 PM

explodes into beautiful hearts..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 02:11 PM

spades, clubs, and diamonds...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 02:43 PM

the jokers also were..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 03:01 PM

dancing with the Queens.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 03:12 PM

it was wild man!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 03:15 PM

until the king came..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 03:16 PM

High stakes strip poker...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 04:59 PM

out popped a joker
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 05:27 PM

His one eye staring
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 07:04 PM

at the queen's.......
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 09:21 PM

chastity belt.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 10:57 PM

lock was rusted shut.




Hey 4 words, stay with the program... lol.
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 11:00 PM

Oxy fuel...torched up
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/25/10 11:45 PM

caught her hair ablaze
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/26/10 02:42 PM

She yells in terror
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/26/10 03:22 PM

as one eyed Joker
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/26/10 03:41 PM

came at gunpoint for..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/26/10 04:02 PM

the King's royal jewels.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/26/10 04:34 PM

She tied him up..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/26/10 05:08 PM

she was very kinky
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/26/10 06:00 PM

with all her piercings
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 09:20 AM

and her new tatoo
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 12:31 PM

on her cute shoulder..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 07:37 PM

inked 'Sasquatch', her boyfriend
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 08:09 PM

or her husband's name..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 08:14 PM

they both looked dreamy.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 08:16 PM

But she should beware..
Posted by: asislife

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 08:25 PM

he has no underwear
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 08:26 PM

Oh mine she said.....
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 08:29 PM

whats wrong with that?
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 08:31 PM

Her husband was coming..
Posted by: asislife

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 08:32 PM

he is almost home
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 08:34 PM

coming up the driveway..
Posted by: asislife

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 08:38 PM

The car door slams
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 09:50 PM

long leg fur caught...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/27/10 11:37 PM

In his pants zipper
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 11:48 AM

As he yelled ouch
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 12:11 PM

she grabbed for his....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 12:57 PM

his ouchie and laughed..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 01:01 PM

wasn't funny he thought.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 01:20 PM

As she laughed and..
Posted by: asislife

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 02:41 PM

pointed at his ouch
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 03:16 PM

help me he asked
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 04:30 PM

Nope, he deserved it.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 06:31 PM

He deserved it all...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 09:17 PM

there got it loose
Posted by: asislife

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 09:49 PM

only a little blood
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 09:54 PM

I need a band-aid


I am stuck on band-aids cause band-aids stuck on me.
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 10:06 PM

A small one please..


"I am stuck on band-aids cause band-aids stuck on me."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 10:16 PM

and a ice pack
Posted by: asislife

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/28/10 11:14 PM

and a nurse please
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/29/10 05:13 AM

and the nurse is....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/29/10 09:04 AM

movie star Sandra Bullock
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/29/10 11:20 AM

husband hating, revenge seeking.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/29/10 11:26 AM

woman of my dreams
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/29/10 11:28 AM

Needing buttery shoulder now.
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/29/10 11:59 AM

butter helped the ouchie
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/29/10 12:01 PM

CR, dripping with sympathy.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/29/10 08:25 PM

and the drama continues..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/29/10 10:02 PM

stay tuned for tomorrow's
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 05:09 AM

As the world turns..
Posted by: asislife

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 08:20 AM

One o'clock eastern time
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 08:55 AM

Starring our own group....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 09:19 AM

of deviant misfit crazies
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 09:22 AM

And the drama begins..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 09:23 AM

Once upon a time....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 09:24 AM

There were four ladies..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 11:20 AM

One was very fat....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 11:21 AM

one with a wart..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 12:11 PM

one was extremely skinny
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 12:20 PM

and one had Tourettes...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 12:49 PM

she's the pretty one...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 02:04 PM

they all were nymphos
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 02:07 PM

one had melted butter..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 03:57 PM

dripping from ample breasts.
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 04:53 PM

One didnt like butter....
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 04:53 PM

Shes the smart one.....
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 04:56 PM

she hated lobster also...
Posted by: asislife

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 05:17 PM

she did like tuna
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 06:06 PM

but then only Albacore...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 07:36 PM

The problem with tuna...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 08:05 PM

was all the mayonaise...
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 08:58 PM

shoulda used miracle whip
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 09:54 PM

or real whipped butter
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 09:58 PM

or shoplifted Fruity Booty
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 09:59 PM

in the large container
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 10:03 PM

...heavy duty pump nozzle
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 10:27 PM

was pluged up solid
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/30/10 11:58 PM

two handed frenzy primed
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 12:37 PM

And no where to...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 01:18 PM

find a friendly priest.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 01:33 PM

They are busy doing....
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 01:33 PM

eachothers hair and nails

Darn you Angela.. I had to change mine so it made sense... lol
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 01:33 PM

all the small alterboys
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 01:35 PM

CODE RED!!!! BEHAVE YOURSELF.....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 01:35 PM

Then the nuns said..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 01:36 PM

bend over your naughty
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 01:37 PM

and they all knelt...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 01:40 PM

LOL LOL I have to stop LOL LOL LOL.....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 01:41 PM

LMAO Come on...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 01:51 PM

As God's face reddened...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 02:27 PM

Love you all children..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 02:55 PM

"Lemme show ya'all sumthin'...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 02:58 PM

Tell me sunthin good..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 03:17 PM

nothin' perverted or anything...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 04:19 PM

lol lol lol I can't he cried lol lol lol...
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 04:36 PM

You all are sick...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 04:53 PM

sick with SPRING FEVER!!!
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 05:16 PM

we'll sing a song...
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 05:22 PM

'A Child of Spring'...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 06:45 PM

A ribbon in her....
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 06:57 PM

braided hair of gold...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 07:52 PM

and a bucket of...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 08:42 PM

very runny dog poop
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 08:43 PM

dripping all over the....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 08:48 PM

big plate of spaghetti
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 08:49 PM

with meatballs and sausage
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 08:50 PM

forgot the parmesan cheese
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 03/31/10 10:07 PM

NOT THE PARMESAN CHEESE?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/01/10 12:19 AM

what will we do ?
Posted by: asislife

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/01/10 11:12 AM

add the ranch dressing
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/01/10 11:52 AM

and the salad plate
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/01/10 02:03 PM

don't forget the fork
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/01/10 02:08 PM

also spoon and knife...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/01/10 08:59 PM

But I'm not vegetarian
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/01/10 09:27 PM

well you should be
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/01/10 09:45 PM

free will...accept it!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/01/10 09:59 PM

Only if its free
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/01/10 10:01 PM

free head cheeze...yummy
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/01/10 10:34 PM

up sets my tummy
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/02/10 12:53 PM

But the Easter Bunny
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/02/10 03:50 PM

nose was still runny
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/02/10 07:20 PM

hoping Easter is sunny
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/02/10 07:39 PM

But its going to..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/02/10 09:23 PM

come up this sunday
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 07:46 AM

hoppy all the way......
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 08:59 AM

I love chocolate, HEY....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 09:16 AM

cholate bunnies and all
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 10:23 AM

dont forget the peeps
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 12:17 PM

us freaks LOVE peeps!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 05:53 PM

Peeps are so yummy..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 06:28 PM

one box per tummy!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 06:42 PM

is enough for one..
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 06:49 PM

but sharing is fun...
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 08:05 PM

You can have mine
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 08:57 PM

chocolate bunny in trade?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 10:40 PM

peeps in the shade
Posted by: Santa_Cruzer

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/03/10 11:43 PM

float nice in Gatorade
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/04/10 12:40 AM

I like jelly beans
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/04/10 07:32 AM

jelly beans and peeps
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/04/10 10:15 PM

malted eggs and peeps
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/05/10 10:38 AM

And Easter has passed..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/05/10 04:42 PM

so has my gas.....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/05/10 05:36 PM

So thankful for that..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/06/10 07:22 AM

its polite to share
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/06/10 08:34 AM

Polite I Am Not
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/06/10 03:22 PM

Out with bad air.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/06/10 04:19 PM

Better out than in! -Shrek
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/06/10 04:48 PM

In the middle of..
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/06/10 05:44 PM

the night I awoke...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/06/10 06:18 PM

With a mouse in..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 07:45 AM

My new silk jammies
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 10:54 AM

running down my leg
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 12:37 PM

and up my back
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 12:58 PM

here comes another one.
Posted by: asislife

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 02:03 PM

where is the trap
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 02:05 PM

set a boobie trap
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 05:54 PM

with reeses peanut butter
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 06:48 PM

and some Jack Daniels
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 06:59 PM

and knocks you out..lmao
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 07:20 PM

reeses and boobies??? NICE!!!!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 07:43 PM

And then one night..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/07/10 07:48 PM

Originally Posted By: nease174
reeses and boobies??? NICE!!!!


J.D. and boobies........ awesome !
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/08/10 11:33 AM

and there goes Code
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/08/10 12:40 PM

trying to catch .......mice ?
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/08/10 12:53 PM

with mouse traps in...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/08/10 01:09 PM

Angela's new silk jammies
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/08/10 05:40 PM

And I Yelled for...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/08/10 09:17 PM

more cheese, more cheese..
Posted by: Ray O'Sunshine

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/08/10 10:44 PM

nacho cheese, her cheese.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/09/10 12:23 PM

Dead were the mice...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/09/10 12:41 PM

who rose as vampires..... \:o
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/09/10 12:51 PM

Invited into a trap.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/09/10 12:59 PM

but turning into bats...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/09/10 01:49 PM

made her jammies flutter
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/09/10 02:03 PM

not to mention incontinence...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/09/10 02:15 PM

excuse me she giggled.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/09/10 03:34 PM

Then along came code
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/09/10 04:07 PM

just gas he said
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/09/10 04:16 PM

But it wasn"t gas
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/09/10 10:32 PM

quick, get some depends
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 06:53 AM

and buckets, many buckets...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 07:32 AM

clean up, isle 4
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 08:57 AM

The employees ran outside..
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 05:07 PM

and quickly phoned FEMA.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 05:27 PM

FEMA was scared too..
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 05:32 PM

Well, wouldn't YOU be???
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 05:33 PM

not with a mask
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 05:34 PM

wouldnt save us from....

angela you keep changing your posts... Im banning you... \:D
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 05:35 PM

from his gas leaks.. lmao
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 05:35 PM

we will all die
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 05:37 PM

Don't stand behind him..
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 06:11 PM

better off MILES away!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 06:14 PM

Running as fast as...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 06:17 PM

a redneck on meth!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 08:33 PM

Running like a deer
Posted by: Fud P

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 09:06 PM

into the bright headlights
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 09:08 PM

STOP!!! and just stare...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 09:13 PM

And then a Thump...
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 09:15 PM

broken headlight, heart racing
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 09:22 PM

Avery bloody sight..
Posted by: nease174

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 09:28 PM

YAY!!! Venison for dinner!!!!!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 09:30 PM

With all the trimmings
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/10/10 11:17 PM

Red Neck dear hunting.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/11/10 09:15 AM

Dear hunting for a.....
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/11/10 09:18 AM

deer, so dear to...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/11/10 09:21 AM

To one's loving heart..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/11/10 09:23 AM

and also very delicious.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/11/10 09:24 AM

But beware she is...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/11/10 09:26 AM

Sarah Palin in disguise,...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/11/10 09:28 AM

Oh mine trouble has..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/12/10 07:59 AM

been driving the bus
Posted by: Ray O'Sunshine

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/12/10 10:03 AM

butter on the steering wheel
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/12/10 10:56 AM

buttering up the crowd
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/12/10 11:34 AM

And slip sliding away..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/12/10 04:58 PM

never heard from again.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/12/10 08:52 PM

Rumor has it she...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/12/10 10:24 PM

considered becoming a nun.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/12/10 10:32 PM

Hiding kids under Habit?
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 09:18 AM

Oh my the kid....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:25 AM

was a alter boy
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:37 AM

Who became a nun..
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 11:08 AM

and married the Bishop...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 11:23 AM

Joey was his name
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 11:26 AM

Regis was his game...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 11:31 AM

Joey Bishop, rat pack
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 11:38 AM

Sammy Jr.'s glass eye...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 11:49 AM

Sandy had one too
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 01:08 PM

swapping them for fun...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 06:52 PM

and along came howdy
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 08:45 PM

doody, wearing leather chaps.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 09:47 PM

rolling dice, playing craps.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 09:52 PM

munching Milkbones, chasing cats.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:11 PM

screaming, "Stop it, Brats!"
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:12 PM

Waking up Strange Larry.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:14 PM

who suddenly began to
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:18 PM

stagger toward the cupboard.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:20 PM

frantically grabbing at the
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:33 PM

slippery can of Crisco
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:39 PM

dreaming of frying up
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:46 PM

aardvark... glazed with toejam
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:48 PM

...makes him gassy, but...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:51 PM

leaves him feeling sassy!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 10:54 PM

But then he realizes
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/13/10 11:01 PM

his Hibatchi isn't well.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/14/10 04:29 PM

off to get charcoal
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/14/10 05:02 PM

and the gasoline too.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/14/10 08:14 PM

POOF..... singed his eyebrows
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/15/10 08:15 AM

Been there, done that
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/15/10 06:29 PM

the water hose is..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/15/10 07:34 PM

to far to reach
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/15/10 08:08 PM

and bladder too weak
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/15/10 08:41 PM

depends are too tight
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/15/10 08:44 PM

chaw spit just sizzles...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/15/10 10:24 PM

on campfire at night
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 06:06 AM

with marshmellows in hand
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 07:28 AM

chocolate in the other
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 11:19 AM

chewin' chaw and grahams
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 12:11 PM

They all mad smore's.....
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 01:35 PM

'gassy prank'...Larry snickered
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 03:23 PM

let's light some farts
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 05:22 PM

while playing lawn darts
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 05:29 PM

beware the wind currents
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 05:35 PM

'secure' dart...ignite 'fuse'
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 10:17 PM

better run like hell
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 10:25 PM

Flaming Larry, arse abraze.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 11:06 PM

stinking of singed hair.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/16/10 11:17 PM

Climbing up Mt. Pus.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 07:05 AM

singing all the way
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 08:29 AM

"Who cut the cheese"
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 10:09 AM

Code cut the cheese.....
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 01:22 PM

into thin tasty slices.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 03:42 PM

Suddenly, there appeared a
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 05:03 PM

six foot amazon biker
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 05:23 PM

He looked amazingly like
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 05:31 PM

that wealthy dumpster diver....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 06:45 PM

also known as Larry
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 08:59 PM

Toxic Avenger's sworn enemy.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 09:56 PM

we need Sgt Kabukiman



Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 10:45 PM

small animals' greatest defender
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 10:57 PM

works at Seneca Meadows
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 11:03 PM

BANNED for not being the Master of your Domain
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/17/10 11:34 PM

I am totally lost.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 12:12 AM

Consult your 'palm' pilot
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 12:14 AM

Oops said Sgt. K
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 12:34 AM

as he petted it
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 12:38 AM

he realized he shouldn't
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 12:55 AM

but it was love
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 07:19 AM

Or was it lust
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 09:33 AM

Or was it both??
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 11:22 AM

HMM I wonder which..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 11:30 AM

Does it really matter???
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 12:35 PM

why does it Itch ?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 12:47 PM

A wicked case of
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 12:57 PM

very hairy palm disease
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 02:25 PM

remove the hair by..
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 05:26 PM

wax and friction heat.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 07:29 PM

that was a ouchie
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 08:06 PM

shag carpet power slide.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/18/10 09:40 PM

knees with rug burn
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/19/10 06:19 AM

rug burns from doing...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/19/10 10:06 AM

very painful Kegel exercises.
Posted by: Ray O'Sunshine

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/19/10 01:21 PM

I have those too.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/19/10 01:35 PM

Astro Turf causes sparks!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 09:14 AM

you need knee pads
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 11:32 AM

To crawl across the....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 12:56 PM

distance. If only I
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 05:06 PM

had worn inline skates.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 05:26 PM

I decided to go
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 05:28 PM

despite the rough terrain.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 05:31 PM

I approached the edge
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 05:35 PM

it's windswept chasm, beckoned.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 07:34 PM

and she screamed out
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 08:09 PM

pass me the butter
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 10:02 PM

so I can slide
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 10:24 PM

across this heartless divide.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 10:36 PM

And so she began
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 10:38 PM

climbing the lama's beard
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 10:39 PM

The Dali didn't mind
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 10:44 PM

his beard, her swing
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/20/10 11:42 PM

...to each his own.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 11:02 AM

Weird Larrys bandage needed...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 03:05 PM

needed some serious rewrapping
Posted by: Ray O'Sunshine

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 03:58 PM

He was coming unwound
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 04:29 PM

too tight, too long.
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 06:29 PM

a wonderfully imperfect fit
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 07:35 PM

In agony, he cried,
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 07:50 PM

oommpa oommpa, doopidy doo.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 08:25 PM

casting a magic spell....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 09:24 PM

waving his magic wand.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 09:35 PM

there appeared before them....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 09:37 PM

the Wizard of OZ
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:08 PM

offering wine and cheese
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:18 PM

and brains and heart
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:31 PM

ToTo on a stick.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:32 PM

YUM YUM, said Ayuveda
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:39 PM

needs some hot sauce.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:41 PM

and some code red
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:42 PM

kitty sauce for dipping
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:43 PM

coated with hair balls
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:44 PM

on toothpicks, to serve
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:46 PM

to my two friends
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:51 PM

whose love transcends time
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:52 PM

even on work nights
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/21/10 10:59 PM

even on work nights
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 05:33 AM

repeated the blind parrot...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 11:37 AM

So they set off
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 12:05 PM

with the amorous octopus
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 12:27 PM

leggy, charm and wit...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 02:23 PM

like none had seen
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 02:40 PM

looking for more 'friends'
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 02:58 PM

8 arms, 8 friends
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 03:59 PM

flyin purple people eater
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 04:08 PM

1 eyed 1 horned
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 04:13 PM

flyin purple people eatter
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 04:40 PM

friendly tenacle monster, who...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 04:51 PM

was adored by all!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 06:02 PM

but feared by women..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 06:42 PM

because when ordering pizza....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 07:06 PM

he waved his pepperoni.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 07:09 PM

and ordered double anchovies...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 07:10 PM

and lots of onions
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:03 PM

spare the arm hair
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:06 PM

but extra cheesy bread...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:13 PM

never went to waste
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:16 PM

ate it all up
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:17 PM

licked his fingers clean
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:19 PM

and released an enormous...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:23 PM

cloud of noxious gas
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:25 PM

he could barely breathe
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:27 PM

it was completely silent....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:29 PM

a shot rang out
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:42 PM

Hey, call 911 now!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 08:50 PM

Which 911? Geneva, county?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 09:16 PM

No 11 on phone.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/22/10 09:17 PM

damn these cell phones!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/23/10 04:14 PM

they are so small
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/23/10 05:00 PM

looking at her chest
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/23/10 05:01 PM

of diamonds and pearls
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/23/10 05:07 PM

were proudly on display
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/23/10 09:12 PM

until the madam came
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/23/10 09:37 PM

bursting in the room...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 06:01 AM

with anger on her....
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 07:58 AM

face. Her chimp, "Banana-Baby"...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 08:14 AM

was close behind her
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 08:48 AM

clinging tightly onto his...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 10:43 AM

sack of simian jewels
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 12:07 PM

and, angrily began flinging....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 12:48 PM

her diamonds and pearls
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 12:54 PM

then,........the hand grenade!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 12:56 PM

Fire in the hole!
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 12:59 PM

Screamed the lady, who....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 01:01 PM

pulled out the pin
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 01:08 PM

and threw with all...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 01:11 PM

of her remaining strength
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 01:49 PM

the grenade spun slowly....
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 02:03 PM

.....the stupid Labrador Retriever
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 02:16 PM

jumped and grabbed it...
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 03:04 PM

...luckily, it just fizzled

(NEWSFLASH! V M Smith saves another dog!)
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 04:02 PM

The chimp threw another...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 06:51 PM

bannana at his face
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 08:35 PM

Tarzan was really pissed
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 08:52 PM

and jane was laughing
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 09:21 PM

At his tiny vine
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 09:29 PM

swinging on it...impossible
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 11:18 PM

Big hands...tiny vine.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/24/10 11:49 PM

Big mouth...tiny mind.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 06:13 AM

Explosions obliberated them all.....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 10:41 AM

The end.


I think.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 10:59 AM

From the ashes....arose.................
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 12:59 PM

a gimpy dwarf and
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 02:31 PM

a really ugly witch.
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 02:37 PM

Both being certified psychopaths,
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 02:39 PM

they decided to marry
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 02:55 PM

And have a baby
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 03:05 PM

They'll name it Lusi.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 03:09 PM

the mother said noooooooooooooooo.....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 04:07 PM

please, please, please don't
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 04:41 PM

Why the heck not?
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 04:41 PM

He is my hero!
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 04:42 PM

He is a genius!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 06:21 PM

in his own mind
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/25/10 10:05 PM

or her own mind
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/26/10 11:28 AM

in both there minds
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/26/10 01:24 PM

or no one's mind
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/26/10 02:46 PM

one will never know..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/26/10 03:08 PM

how lusi's mind thinks
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/26/10 04:23 PM

Who would want to?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/26/10 07:02 PM

only the Shadow knows
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/27/10 05:19 AM

even the shadow doesn't..
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/27/10 11:11 AM

Unable to agree they
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/27/10 12:48 PM

phoned their family doctor
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/27/10 01:18 PM

Who asked, "You insured?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/27/10 03:18 PM

He replied Obama care.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/27/10 04:16 PM

as she waited for..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/27/10 09:06 PM

Hell to freeze over
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/27/10 09:19 PM

Her OTHER head said...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/28/10 07:22 AM

Come to me baby
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/28/10 12:01 PM

two heads...very interesting
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/28/10 03:32 PM

each head fighting each....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/28/10 05:05 PM

until nothing was left
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/28/10 07:29 PM

sure picked her brain
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/29/10 04:09 PM

zombies picked and pickled
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/29/10 06:56 PM

oh my she said
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/29/10 09:20 PM

That brain is pickled
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/30/10 12:56 PM

dill pickle that is....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 04/30/10 08:17 PM

and I like gherkins
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 08:20 AM

They make me hot...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 01:44 PM

and sweaty and giddy
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 01:47 PM

wanting pickle vat swim.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 02:52 PM

feeling pretty good now
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 08:48 PM

you're all buttered up
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 08:48 PM

and no one around
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 09:07 PM

to whip that butter
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 09:09 PM

but a knock on
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 09:18 PM

the head fixed that
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 09:19 PM

and fell to the
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 09:22 PM

floor laughing so maniacly
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/01/10 09:28 PM

white coats came in
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 12:36 PM

hypos at the ready
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 01:06 PM

coming to take me
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 03:10 PM

away to Happy Acres.
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 03:30 PM

for the happy hour
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 04:28 PM

it's five o'clock somewhere
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 04:42 PM

dance at seven...yippee!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 08:02 PM

Up al night long
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 08:05 PM

making lovely orange potholders
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 08:07 PM

and a glass of...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 08:14 PM

nicely chilled tomato soup
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 08:18 PM

with a thorazine chaser
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 08:20 PM

cruising the midnight ward.
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/02/10 09:51 PM

hitting on crazy chicks
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 06:04 AM

howling at the moon
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 06:31 AM

and dancing in the....
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 07:12 AM

nude. Is that ok?
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 07:47 AM

with the wind blowing....
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 09:49 AM

through their institutional nighties...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 04:53 PM

the backs all untied
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 06:24 PM

all the way to
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 07:58 PM

Nurse Mildred Ratchet's jungleroom
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 08:03 PM

with a hairy spider
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 08:19 PM

posing as a mustache
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 08:42 PM

Under Mildred"s pointy nose
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 10:05 PM

BOB's pudding painting sold
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 10:13 PM

For a buck twentyfive.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 10:20 PM

BOB's piggybank went 'missing'...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 11:00 PM

must have walked away
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/03/10 11:02 PM

trail of wet footprints...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 11:55 AM

for all to follow
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 12:22 PM

sneaking past chatting nurses
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 01:48 PM

drinking wine from boxes
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 02:29 PM

eating pudding, gettin' crazIER
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 02:58 PM

I love pudding cups!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 05:08 PM

with alot of cream
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 05:13 PM

and some graham crackers
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 05:14 PM

cup of milk too
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 05:16 PM

just right for dunking
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 05:17 PM

and gaining 5 pounds
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 05:19 PM

chocolate makes clothes shrink
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 05:21 PM

So moe chocolate we
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 05:23 PM

gobbled down while we
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 05:25 PM

watched our soap opera
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 05:27 PM

and our reality TV
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 07:13 PM

out went the power....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 07:59 PM

"Light the candles. Hurry!"
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 09:22 PM

I'll pour the wine
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 09:38 PM

Turn on Marvin Gaye
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 09:57 PM

Weird Larry hears...soul
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 10:37 PM

"Let's Get It On"
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 10:40 PM

Weird Larry's eyes widened!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 10:48 PM

but still couldn't see
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 10:54 PM

urging, provoking, seemed useless.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 10:55 PM

couldn't find his pants
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 10:56 PM

so he began panting
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 10:59 PM

his drool bib... backward.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 11:01 PM

calling to him desperately
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 11:06 PM

thinking it only, static.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 11:11 PM

his tounge curled back
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 11:12 PM

he prepared to pounce
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 11:23 PM

licked his eyebrows then
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 11:29 PM

his meds kicked in.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 11:31 PM

whertvx ksdkua goooood meds
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/04/10 11:43 PM

DEA Agents cornered him
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 10:40 AM

Larry's portable hole...ESCAPE!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 02:58 PM

lived happily ever after.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 02:58 PM

lived happily ever after.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 03:04 PM

until he encunter troble
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 03:18 PM

formerly known as Prince
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 06:02 PM

Prince, Larry's dating advisor.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 06:32 PM

who reminded Larry to
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 06:50 PM

save himself for marriage
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 09:15 PM

to wife number 3.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 09:37 PM

Larry cleaned up good
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 09:39 PM

His new bride shaved
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 09:47 PM

hersute a fond memory
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/05/10 09:51 PM

upper lip spider gone
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 09:13 AM

braided her leg hair
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 11:53 AM

Larry giddy with lust
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 12:46 PM

loves her hairy cankles
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 02:55 PM

for better or worse
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 04:20 PM

in sickness and health
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 04:38 PM

Panic sweeps over Larry!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 05:08 PM

His tounge won't move.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 05:10 PM

His diaper grew heavy.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 05:41 PM

Oh $%&# he said.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 05:54 PM

His glass eye popped
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 06:32 PM

with false teeth in hand..
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 06:36 PM

Best Man Code...booked!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/06/10 08:27 PM

But left the ring
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 02:16 AM

with a frown on....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 07:43 AM

I stole the bride !
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 12:36 PM

"Good," snickered Larry "now...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:08 PM

I can be alone
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:19 PM

with my head voices
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:20 PM

and my imaginary friends
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:24 PM

and my dead monkey
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:25 PM

finally off my back
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:27 PM

'Wife' 3...jilted, angry.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:29 PM

but settled for Code
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:32 PM

but Code was settled
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:35 PM

at the love nest
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:38 PM

buttering up fair Angela
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:39 PM

He's not over it
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:41 PM

Phoning W3, in tears
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:43 PM

baby come back ooh
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:52 PM

the phone went dead
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:54 PM

time to charge it
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 03:56 PM

landline. Larry's lip quivered.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 04:04 PM

tears fell like rain
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 04:09 PM

Larry's saltwater collection grew
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 04:10 PM

suddenly he was drowning!!!!!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 04:13 PM

alerting her telepathic ability
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 04:22 PM

morphing into Mighty Mouse
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/07/10 07:39 PM

slapped sense into me.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/08/10 08:44 AM

painfully breaking my jaw
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/08/10 08:53 AM

until I came to
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/08/10 11:39 AM

jaws wired, liquid diet
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/08/10 02:52 PM

Nurse Rachet's sponge baths.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/08/10 03:28 PM

bedsores desperately needing moisturizing
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/08/10 06:34 PM

a handsome male aide...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/08/10 07:01 PM

was really a transsexual
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/08/10 07:53 PM

dressed in a uniform [nurse uniform]
Posted by: rattlebone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/08/10 07:57 PM

are you guys reading a wierd comic book????
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/08/10 07:59 PM

with a comic book......
Posted by: rattlebone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/08/10 08:12 PM

story time makes no sense like this!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 04:23 AM

and a logical mind
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 07:26 AM

thought it was a...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 07:31 AM

trap for sure, but...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 08:19 AM

instead he found out
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 08:21 AM

his name was Glenda..
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 08:30 AM

With long hairy legs..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 08:50 AM

And big thirtyeight doubledees.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 09:23 AM

that bounced when he
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 09:27 AM

rode the pink bicycle....
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 09:28 AM

that had no seat
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 09:29 AM

but carried in baskets....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 09:30 AM

That gave a Qouchie...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 09:32 AM

but rather than cry..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 09:33 AM

qouchie, qouchie, coo to...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 10:31 AM

Wearing Jeans would have....
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 10:38 AM

an unexpected effect on...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 10:39 AM

sitting on his backside
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 11:12 AM

luckily, a passing turtle....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 11:37 AM

offerred some timeless advice
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 12:10 PM

just as a truck
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 12:43 PM

rolled by flattening him
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 01:52 PM

but miracles do happen
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 01:55 PM

somewhere pigs are flying,...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 01:59 PM

with kites behind them.... \:D
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 02:00 PM

turkeys are riding bicycles....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 02:07 PM

As fast as they.....
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 02:11 PM

can peddle their turkey...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 02:13 PM

and gobbled all the...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 02:48 PM

giblets, wings and drumsticks
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 03:31 PM

but wait, here comes...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 04:02 PM

Brunilda on her broomstick..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 05:08 PM

looking for ruby slippers
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 05:28 PM

and her love portions....
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 05:31 PM

are to die for
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 06:26 PM

being an Avon lady....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 07:09 PM

and saying ding dong..
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 08:06 PM

the witch is dead...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 08:08 PM

But with her powers..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/09/10 10:44 PM

The Fuller Brush Man....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 06:22 AM

Came at the door...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 06:31 AM

and in his hands
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 06:45 AM

was the "Ultrabrushomatic-vibromaster 3000."
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 06:49 AM

quick as a wink
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 08:01 AM

she made a purchase
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 08:16 AM

and searched for batteries...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 10:11 AM

$&%# I have none
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 11:53 AM

but maybe I can..
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 01:05 PM

help you with some..
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 04:13 PM

So, taking the bike,...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 04:34 PM

she headed to her
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 05:36 PM

house for a good...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 05:43 PM

long, luxurious, langorous,leisurely
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 06:46 PM

bubble bath and candles..
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 08:09 PM

then suddenly she heard
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 08:16 PM

a soft "knock knock"
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/10/10 11:31 PM

"It's the battery man".
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 05:25 AM

It was Richard Gere......
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 05:58 AM

Starting his second career.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 06:37 AM

he was dressed in
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 06:42 AM

an Energizer Bunny suit...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 06:58 AM

except for one thing
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 07:56 AM

tail on wrong side
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 08:20 AM

he wore it backwards...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 11:38 AM

got the zipper caught
Posted by: Ghosts

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 11:38 AM

"Pretty Woman" likes it!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 11:41 AM

so she offered to...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 02:18 PM

unzip with her teeth
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 04:26 PM

as shock appreared in
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 06:01 PM

his eyes, but he
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 06:02 PM

stood very, VERY still...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 06:04 PM

She inched towards him...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 06:09 PM

her teeth were bared...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 06:25 PM

he prepared for certain
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 07:01 PM

...but suddenly, without warning...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/11/10 09:56 PM

she became a he
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 04:41 AM

with all of his...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 06:45 AM

masculine theories and misconceptions
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 07:07 AM

She was very confused..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 08:33 AM

dude looks likea lady
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 08:52 AM

hey baby, take a
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 09:35 AM

cold shower, every morning
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 12:12 PM

the water heater broke
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 03:44 PM

duct tape should work
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 03:45 PM

along with a blue
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 04:09 PM

tarp and some extra
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 05:07 PM

handcuffs with a bottle
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 05:09 PM

of cheap sparkling wine
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 05:14 PM

smelling of cheap perfume..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 09:35 PM

she started to probe
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 09:51 PM

his pudgy spare tire
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/12/10 10:16 PM

with a sharp pencil
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 06:17 AM

and lower and lower..
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 06:46 AM

"Oh, no", she said...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 07:53 AM

all the airs out
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:02 AM

but fortunately I have...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:27 AM

a coupon for purchasing...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:32 AM

,from the nearest Lowe's,...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:33 AM

an air compressor with...
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:59 AM

numerous attachments that will
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 09:40 AM

,by using it properly,
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 09:57 AM

inflate absolutely anything and...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 10:46 AM

everything that can be...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 11:20 AM

errr....enlarged. She carefully......
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 12:58 PM

and oh soooo slooooowly..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 02:37 PM

inserted the compressor's pin
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 03:28 PM

Pop goes the Weasel... \:D
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 07:01 PM

more more please more
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 07:36 PM

don't, stop, please don't
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:03 PM

Then, in walked Roger....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:15 PM

Daltrey from The Who
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:24 PM

playing his big hit....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:31 PM

Who are you? Who-ooh
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:32 PM

"The Way We Were"
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:36 PM

HEY! That's Marvin Hamlisch....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:38 PM

from FOX's American Idol
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:39 PM

Where the heck's Simon?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:42 PM

with his hot T-shirt
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:44 PM

and large bank account...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:44 PM

and small.. you know
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 08:46 PM

beady little cold eyes...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/13/10 09:12 PM

checking out Ryan's butt
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/14/10 04:40 AM

shedding a small tear...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/14/10 06:56 AM

while peeling onions for...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/14/10 08:42 AM

the potroast, but that...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/14/10 09:32 AM

would have to wait
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/14/10 09:57 AM

as the judging commenced...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/14/10 10:41 AM

the results were surprising
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/14/10 03:12 PM

as one by one
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/14/10 04:49 PM

from under the table...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/14/10 07:32 PM

came these ugly creatures...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/14/10 07:45 PM

all carrying picket signs
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 02:44 AM

and chanting in unison
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 06:58 AM

" 'possum, possum, possum, possum"
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 07:48 AM

oh where is that
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 08:37 AM

letter addressing this situation.....
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 09:33 AM

it was in my...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 10:42 AM

cammy manpurse, left?..dang.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 12:16 PM

Oh its at Saccones
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 01:14 PM

in the ladies room
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 02:46 PM

Asking the friendly towelgirl...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 02:50 PM

have you seen my...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 02:53 PM

ahem...satchel, mico-briefcase...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 04:26 PM

a.k.a. manly European handbag
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 06:19 PM

that holds all my...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 07:37 PM

phony I.D., portable holes
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/15/10 11:04 PM

lipstick, eyeliner, and condoms
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 07:07 AM

I'm soooo gender confused
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 07:09 AM

said the strange he/she,
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 07:31 AM

So didn't know what....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 09:02 AM

rest room to use
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 09:29 AM

so I chose to...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 09:40 AM

open the door to
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 11:39 AM

where else but outdoors
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 12:20 PM

wrong leaves used bellow...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 01:57 PM

OH NO! Poison ivy!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 02:33 PM

Larry's palm...cortizone creme
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 03:04 PM

what happened next is
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 03:15 PM

unfit for human eyes.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 03:23 PM

After Larry cleaned up...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 03:34 PM

it was too late...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 03:40 PM

to take a Viagra
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 03:41 PM

so instead he decided...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 03:46 PM

wax lips over Skittles
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 03:47 PM

ummm, his favorite flavor...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 03:49 PM

was currently unavailable so
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 03:52 PM

smooching put on hold
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 03:56 PM

Larry removed his dentures
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 04:06 PM

slowly, provocutively, dizzy delight
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 04:13 PM

head to toe tingling
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 04:19 PM

light socket love affair
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 04:41 PM

turned him on everytime
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 04:55 PM

LOL


Larry dreamed of robots
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 05:09 PM

R2D2 was his favorite
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 05:27 PM

small, but mighty mighty...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 05:36 PM

...pretty. 'Rough Trade' though.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 06:16 PM

Crimes of Passion- executed
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 06:21 PM

for the pure pleasure
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 06:22 PM

by hanging him from...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 06:34 PM

his ten little piggies
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 08:24 PM

which only made him...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/16/10 08:57 PM

squeal like a schoolgirl
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/17/10 05:31 AM

Singing I'm A Virgin....
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/17/10 06:37 AM

'til Simon says "Stop"
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/17/10 08:25 AM

that sounded like a.....
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/17/10 11:36 AM

trouble in Larry's head.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/17/10 05:25 PM

(arrrggghhhh, hearing voices again)....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/17/10 09:11 PM

just the nice ones
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 06:24 AM

or the bad ones
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 06:30 AM

they're telling him to...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 06:32 AM

Kill Kill them all
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 06:57 AM

,said the bad voices,...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 07:13 AM

towards them he lunged
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 07:55 AM

with a sharp pencil
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 08:33 AM

right in his heart
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 08:36 AM

causing chocolate milk to
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 08:43 AM

curdle in his veins
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 11:36 AM

Larry's disco ball said:
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 05:02 PM

Night Fever! Night Fever!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 05:07 PM

Tony Manero...Larry brightened!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 05:23 PM

Disco fever burning up
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 05:26 PM

Like magic...she appeared.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 06:49 PM

with a see thru...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 07:32 PM

pair of reading glasses
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 07:53 PM

with super x-ray vision...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 08:41 PM

and 100X magnification power
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 09:32 PM

she peered into his....
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 10:06 PM

dark and dusty soul.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 10:13 PM

cold heart of steel
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 10:21 PM

black blood pumping... tha-thump
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 10:36 PM

eyes, blue and glassy
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/18/10 10:53 PM

diaper, heavy with effort.
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 07:54 AM

to finally realize that
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 08:37 AM

the turtle's a traitor!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 08:38 AM

He needed a Tums
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 08:39 AM

as most turtles do...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 11:55 AM

(so would you if...)
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 12:07 PM

someone flipped you over.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 03:06 PM

Poor Mr. Turtle didn't
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 05:20 PM

right himself for the
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 06:30 PM

upcoming nuptials because he
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 07:09 PM

drunk on turtle hooch.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 07:29 PM

straight from the shell
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/19/10 10:25 PM

Under plastic palm tree...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 09:44 AM

bemoaning his lost virginity
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 11:37 AM

soothing sadness downing lettuce
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 02:58 PM

trying desperately to flip
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 04:52 PM

up his middle finger
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 06:40 PM

or maybe middle toe
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 07:09 PM

or maybe just middle
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 08:08 PM

not really quite sure.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 08:44 PM

Frustrated, spinning himself dizzy
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 09:15 PM

mouth foaming with spittle
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 09:19 PM

Suddenly, Ninja Leonardo appears!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 09:37 PM

pizza time ninja turtles
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/20/10 09:45 PM

... Drinks? snickers Chef Larry.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 07:51 AM

as he pours out
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 12:50 PM

iced psychedelic Ayahuasca brew.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 02:18 PM

his own recipe,containing...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 02:47 PM

Code's extract of butter.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 03:14 PM

that intoxicating addctive elixir
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 03:26 PM

that makes turtles very...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 03:30 PM

slippery when wet.... and
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 03:49 PM

prepared for wild adventure!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 04:01 PM

Turtles LOVE wild adventures!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 04:08 PM

Best adventures, patient turtles...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 04:12 PM

always win the race
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 04:20 PM

their butterfly tummies... content
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 04:26 PM

very fluttery, always content.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 05:30 PM

until it's time to
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 06:01 PM

to hit the sack..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 06:10 PM

turtles have dirty minds
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 06:12 PM

with squeeky clean morals
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 06:23 PM

but, ohhhh, the imagination
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 06:45 PM

fine tuned, turtle-style.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 06:55 PM

Slow, steady, Mr. Tortoise
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 07:06 PM

his freak, under control
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 07:09 PM

slowly returned to reality
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 07:11 PM

memory a faint wisp
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 07:13 PM

of forbidden unfulfilled longings
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 08:48 PM

Whips, chains, fish food
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 08:52 PM

the typical turtle tantalizers
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 09:29 PM

makes his shell hard.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 10:09 PM

He waxes it often.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 10:28 PM

in the cold shower
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 10:34 PM

Turtle Wax rubbing compound...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 10:46 PM

don't forget the butter!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 10:50 PM

...Last Tango In Paris
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 11:25 PM

BANNED-just googled it!!!!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 11:32 PM

BANNED for Googling after midnight.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 11:34 PM

BANNED for not knowing the rules
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/21/10 11:47 PM

BANNED for hiding them.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 06:30 AM

so distracted, so confused
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 06:39 AM

Didn;t know what to.....
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 10:10 AM

but to pour chocolate
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 12:37 PM

smooth, silky, warm, creamy...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 01:05 PM

Hershey's from the can
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 02:48 PM

sloooowly, carefully, so sensuously...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 03:27 PM

what?? what happens next?????
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 06:07 PM

pouring it all over...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 06:16 PM

his legs and arms
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 06:27 PM

whipped cream, some sprinkles..
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 06:34 PM

and some ice cream
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 06:49 PM

whoo hoo, turtle sundae!!!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 07:22 PM

with lotsa nuts and...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 08:37 PM

a giant spoon for
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 08:58 PM

For eating it all.....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 10:29 PM

to the last drop!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 10:37 PM

don't forget the banana
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 10:39 PM

Oh, goodness gracious, no!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/22/10 11:26 PM

peeled,sliced,covered up.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 12:10 AM

can't get enough banana
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 12:16 AM

monkeys love good bananas
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 12:20 AM

He began slowly peeling
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 07:45 AM

,back turned, of course...
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 07:48 AM

mouth watering with full
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 09:00 AM

cheeks, like a chipmunk
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 05:35 PM

blushing, a rosey red.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 06:05 PM

nose from drinking too....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 06:07 PM

his favorite drink was
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 06:08 PM

was vodka and oj....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 07:17 PM

with 7-up and lime.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 07:44 PM

Too much booze, banana...

Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 07:52 PM

smoothies are much healthier
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 07:59 PM

...slurpy lip fun too.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 08:05 PM

So Mr. Monkey blended
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 08:11 PM

...two secret ingredients, plus
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 08:15 PM

some fleas he picked
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 08:17 PM

bananas, peels and all
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 08:29 PM

Monkey makes mean milkshakes
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 08:33 PM

always enough for sharing
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 08:40 PM

two straws, one glass
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 08:45 PM

two monkeys, one crash.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 08:49 PM

goodnight monkey, sleep tight
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 08:56 PM

tummy flutter won't go
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 09:01 PM

away. Poor pondering monkey.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/23/10 09:04 PM

Monkeys enjoy such things.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 06:44 AM

Wildly swinging, tails lashing...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 08:21 AM

visitors looking, monkeys flashing........
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 11:32 AM

sharp teeth, glistening with
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 03:03 PM

pride as they dangle
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 09:04 PM

their bananas in to
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 09:19 PM

each other's mouths. Suddenly,
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 09:59 PM

the zoo keeper arrived
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 10:04 PM

spoiling the monkey business
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 10:27 PM

before anyone got hurt
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 10:28 PM

or lost an eye
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 10:30 PM

mom always warned us.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/24/10 10:38 PM

Listen to your Mother!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/25/10 06:42 AM

"Because I said so!"
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/25/10 08:33 AM

she stomped her foot
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/25/10 11:24 AM

and squinted her eyes...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/25/10 03:40 PM

and gave "The Look"
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/25/10 06:57 PM

the one that positively
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/25/10 07:22 PM

chilled to the bone
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/25/10 08:23 PM

like another...other mother


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CELQMxXBKHA&feature=related
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/25/10 08:37 PM

granting wishes, crazy mama!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/25/10 08:52 PM

Like fishes, crazy wishes...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/26/10 07:52 AM

got pizzed, threw dishes
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/26/10 11:59 AM

emotions out of control!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/26/10 07:53 PM

PMS,or maybe she
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/26/10 07:56 PM

needed to get some...
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/26/10 09:05 PM

hot, wet and juicy
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/26/10 09:29 PM

cherries. They're in season.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 06:34 AM

But cherries have pits...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 07:58 AM

give you the...........poops.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 12:09 PM

So don't eat pits...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 12:43 PM

'cause momma said so
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 12:52 PM

...and momma knows best.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 01:08 PM

Let her think so
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 01:10 PM

not THINK, I KNOW
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 01:29 PM

experience the best teacher
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 01:36 PM

learning hard life lessons
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 01:37 PM

school of hard knocks
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 01:41 PM

makes you into You
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 01:43 PM

scar tissue is strongest.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 05:13 PM

some scars run deep...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 05:15 PM

...deeper than deepest seas.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 05:51 PM

Ahhh...suck it up!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 06:06 PM

can't, I'm still bleeding
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 06:12 PM

I'll call a vampire
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 06:31 PM

Edward on your speedial.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 07:38 PM

pant, pant, gasp, sigh
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 09:04 PM

Oh crap, gonna die
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 09:08 PM

bad cramp, left thigh
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 09:12 PM

rub it out,..... sigh
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 09:13 PM

now, where was I?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 09:33 PM

Walking across the desert
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 09:38 PM

thirsty, oh so thirsty
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 10:48 PM

vodka, vodka, need vodka....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 10:55 PM

Vodka and Dew, YAHOOOOO!!!!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:35 PM

sssshhh I can't sleep
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:36 PM

just take a pill
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:40 PM

said the lady doctor
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:43 PM

reaching for her pen,
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:45 PM

drop your pants now
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:46 PM

This is a Sharpie
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:47 PM

about four inches long
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:49 PM

Prepare for Permanent Marking!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:51 PM

I want blue please
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:54 PM

Black and Blue ok?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:56 PM

How about red too
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/27/10 11:57 PM

Ok. just for you.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 12:06 AM

draw a smiley face
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 12:09 AM

right in between my
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 03:16 AM

here and there and..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 03:43 AM

oh dear, what's this?
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 06:30 AM

two very large zits
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 07:39 AM

said Barnacle Bill the....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 07:56 AM

port pro's sugar daddy
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 08:46 AM

,with his arm candy
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 08:50 AM

THE lovely luscious ladyfarmer
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 11:53 AM

with her favorite twocats
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 01:42 PM

out on the prowl
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 05:13 PM

hungry for Larry's nothingburgers...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 05:27 PM

topped with whipped cream
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 05:29 PM

hand whipped by Larry.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 05:32 PM

whippping is his specialty
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 05:34 PM

teste testing new flavors
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 05:35 PM

like what, like what?
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 05:38 PM

Mississippi river snake milkshakes
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 05:43 PM

venom spewing like syrup
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 05:47 PM

spilled over buttermilk pancakes
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 05:49 PM

laden with seasonal berries
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 06:10 PM

hope there're no pits!!!!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 06:12 PM

just the underarm variety
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 06:15 PM

dense, hairy reference points.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 06:32 PM

smelling all manly, and
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 06:42 PM

womanly... to newbie observers
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 06:52 PM

pheremones filling the air
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 06:59 PM

those tummy flutters, unabated
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 07:01 PM

sweating, tingling, shaking with
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 07:06 PM

mid life raging hormones
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 07:06 PM

or maybe malarial ague
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 07:11 PM

a little of both?

\:\)
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 08:12 PM

or something else altogether?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 08:40 PM

Oh yes, something else.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/28/10 09:07 PM

smells just like Limburger?
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/29/10 04:41 AM

cheese that is rotten..
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/29/10 06:46 AM

but appeals to some
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/29/10 10:08 AM

and to some not....
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/29/10 12:00 PM

taste lingering, breath smelling
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/29/10 04:56 PM

enticing, leaning in, anticipating
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/29/10 05:51 PM

Kissing a cheese head
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/29/10 05:58 PM

a die-hard Packer fan
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/29/10 07:59 PM

big, bold brawny fellow
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/29/10 08:39 PM

and tall too, yum
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 04:15 AM

only to find out.....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 04:41 AM

he was a she!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 07:33 AM

Here we go again!!!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 08:39 AM

A girl named Dick.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 08:45 AM

Let's party, she said.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 08:47 AM

swinging his/her hips.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 08:49 AM

like a wobbbly tripod
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 09:41 AM

wine bottle to lips
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 10:16 AM

with a giant glup...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 10:54 AM

glup??LOL

choking, spluttering, throat burning
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 02:48 PM

she swallowed it all
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 11:08 PM

smashed the bottle on....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 11:20 PM

top of his head
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 11:31 PM

he felt no pain
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 11:42 PM

no brain, no pain
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 11:43 PM

it's better that way
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 11:45 PM

Thank God for pharmaceuticals
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 11:52 PM

downed only with water
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/30/10 11:55 PM

from a PVC-free bottle
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 07:07 AM

which, naturally, she recycled.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 11:46 AM

no. reused. THEN recycled.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 11:50 AM

Larry recycles belly lint
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 11:51 AM

Larry would. Straaange Larry
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 12:08 PM

knits sweaters for cats
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 12:10 PM

and spoiled rotten terriers
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 12:20 PM

says sign near door


...how DID you know that??
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 12:45 PM

Entrance fee is only
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 12:47 PM

one new tennis ball
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 12:59 PM

carried on your tongue
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 01:04 PM

caught on the bounce
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 01:38 PM

that's one talented mouth!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 02:12 PM

come closer, my dear...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 02:21 PM

let me whisper in
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 02:48 PM

your ear as we
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 04:19 PM

dance the night away
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 05:35 PM

,but beware the sunrise!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 05:50 PM

for it signals reality
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 06:20 PM

for I'm not really
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 06:35 PM

the person I was
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 05/31/10 09:42 PM

before the full moon
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 04:19 AM

And now is a ....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 08:22 AM

wolf in sheeps clothing
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 12:29 PM

sheeping in the nude
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 01:55 PM

blowing in the wind..
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 02:15 PM

being barnyard naughty baaaa-d.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 03:25 PM

love in the haystack
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 05:49 PM

undisclipined, uninhibited, but considerate
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 05:53 PM

raw, wild, animalistic, satisfying
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 06:12 PM

Tirn on the A/C...
Posted by: JuuDee

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 06:14 PM

getting kinky like that,
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 06:22 PM

with the bearded farmer
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 08:48 PM

watching behind the barn
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 08:58 PM

what did he see??
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:26 PM

hot, hotter, hot stuff
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:27 PM

that poor farmer fainted
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:29 PM

whatever to whatever resuscitation
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:35 PM

sure woke him up!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:37 PM

smilin' at the stars
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:39 PM

exhausted, falling asleep. G'night.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:41 PM

admitted the farmer's daughter
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:42 PM

to the hired hand.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:43 PM

to the 'tired' hand
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:45 PM

hand cramps really suck
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:46 PM

complained the donut dunker
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:47 PM

I'm old, krispy Kream
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 09:55 PM

sketchy tasting, lard laden
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/01/10 10:53 PM

Glazed, Hard and stale
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 06:21 AM

but with some hot
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 07:32 AM

peppers under his tongue...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 08:09 AM

and some more butter
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 02:56 PM

absolutely anything was possible
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 03:53 PM

with duct tape and
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 04:24 PM

pudding covered cinder blocks
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 05:19 PM

oops,that's not pudding
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 05:42 PM

The lady was captivated
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 06:54 PM

turning cartwheels across barnyard
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 07:00 PM

spinning head over heels
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 07:43 PM

falling on her butt
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 07:56 PM

look! pitchfork body piercings!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 08:05 PM

all the wrong places
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 08:14 PM

jungle rash below deck
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 08:18 PM

from his own handi-work
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 09:15 PM

poison ivy broke out
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 09:17 PM

in unmentionable, unreachable places
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/02/10 09:47 PM

can't reach he cried
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/03/10 06:31 AM

"Got itch, can't scratch"
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/03/10 08:17 AM

got cat scratch fever
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/03/10 02:09 PM

meow he yelled out..
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/03/10 02:14 PM

while moving across the
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/03/10 03:50 PM

chasm that separates then
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/03/10 09:21 PM

wildly scratching that itch
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/04/10 08:44 AM

that never seems to
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/04/10 09:00 AM

heal, even with ointment
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/04/10 02:55 PM

see doctor, get prescription
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/04/10 09:34 PM

only got Obamma care.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/04/10 09:58 PM

"gotta crush on Obama"

-who sang it?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/05/10 12:04 PM

nope, just crappy insurance
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/05/10 12:06 PM

nope, just crappy insurance.


OB Girl
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/05/10 01:45 PM

single-payer coming soon, hopefully
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/05/10 08:36 PM

so they thought and..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/05/10 09:40 PM

then they began to
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/05/10 10:19 PM

run around without clothes
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/05/10 10:30 PM

flopping, bouncing, sagging - YIKES!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 12:16 AM

being careful not to......
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 12:56 AM

ignore anyone. It's inconsiderate
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:38 AM

and pretty rude also
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:40 AM

They took a minute
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:42 AM

and pointed and laughed
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:45 AM

Lettin' it hang loose
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:46 AM

some hanging much looser
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:47 AM

free as the wind
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:48 AM

full moon pasty white
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:51 AM

coated with sunscreen SPF50
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:51 AM

for a nice shine
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:55 AM

"Ow-ow-owoooooo," they began howling
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:56 AM

they have sharp teeth
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 02:00 AM

and wicked dog breath
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 02:01 AM

and poop all over
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 02:03 AM

Hurry Human. Start scoopin"
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 02:04 AM

feels funny between toes
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 02:05 AM

ewwww....said pajama girl
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 02:07 AM

as she found some
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 02:08 AM

stuff between her toes
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 02:09 AM

but it wasn't poop
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 02:10 AM

It was brown butter!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 06:55 AM

Then, entered the vampire....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 07:32 AM

with his fangs out....
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 08:39 AM

salivating with hunger, seeking......
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 11:20 AM

open, exposed necklines. Perfect
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 12:12 PM

Give meyour blood...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 01:39 PM

I vant to drink
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 04:34 PM

and eat your neck....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 05:14 PM

Come a little closer...
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 06:51 PM

said the seductive vamp...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 07:27 PM

"just a little nibble?"
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 08:46 PM

using you for kibble...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 09:11 PM

You're making me dribble
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/06/10 10:24 PM

all over my .......chin
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/07/10 03:35 PM

good use of...ellipses
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/08/10 11:32 AM

keeps me from..........goofing.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/08/10 03:22 PM

can't compete with...that!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/09/10 09:55 AM

what do I win ?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/09/10 10:21 AM

Free vacation to....Bantopia
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/09/10 11:07 AM

coach or first class?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/09/10 03:10 PM

YOU are driving, BABY!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/09/10 06:36 PM

top down, gassed up
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/09/10 06:56 PM

headlights flashing, bustin' loose
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/09/10 06:59 PM

taking the curves with
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/09/10 07:02 PM

the greatest of ease
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/09/10 08:02 PM

faster, faster, hair flying
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/09/10 08:09 PM

like dog, after bath
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 08:00 AM

foot to the floor
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 08:49 AM

and a raised leg...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 09:01 AM

ready to really fly.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 09:08 AM

suddenly in the road
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 09:36 AM

was a big sheep
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 12:05 PM

or wolf in disguise
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 12:49 PM

had on virgin wool
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 02:51 PM

toupee, for the ladies
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 06:32 PM

toothy smile, saliva dripping
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 06:43 PM

and oozing with sarcasm
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 10:05 PM

chasing off blue butterflies
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/10/10 10:28 PM

with weed and willie
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 08:03 AM

Borgartting a big fatty
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 11:32 AM

fiendishly planning next move
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 11:40 AM

cough,,,,,pass the lighter
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 03:11 PM

oops, toupee on fire
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 03:57 PM

smells like burnt seeds
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 06:29 PM

Willie snickers, flyin' high
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 08:35 PM

layin' low, peace all
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 08:57 PM

on the road again.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 09:06 PM

beer for my horses
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 09:08 PM

so I'll get lucky
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 09:27 PM

not that I care
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 09:33 PM

if his fever soared
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 09:35 PM

a 24 hour bug
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 09:39 PM

Dr.sez it's permanent
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 09:41 PM

Calendar says it's not
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 09:43 PM

guys have succombed before
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 09:45 PM

hope it's not contagious
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 09:47 PM

don't stand too close
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 09:59 PM

I'll just use protection

School nurse quote on bodily fluids: "If it's warm and it's wet and it's not yours, use a barrier."
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 10:00 PM

borrow my dental dam?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 10:05 PM

save it for Code
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 10:09 PM

borrowed it FROM Code
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 10:11 PM

did y'all enjoy yourselves?
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 10:29 PM

two shay! funny brat.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 10:31 PM

baby of the family
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 10:40 PM

never needing new clothes
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/11/10 10:46 PM

but always wanting them

How did you know??
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 06:42 AM

always used, wrong size
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 07:13 AM

used bikes, beat-up Barbies
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 07:24 AM

bald,big- boobed blondes
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 08:25 AM

and gender neutral Kens
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 01:05 PM

in a platonic relationship,
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 03:18 PM

poor unloved bald-headed Barbie
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 05:38 PM

shiny scalp, dim future
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 06:33 PM

Suddenly, Barbie's eyes open
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 06:54 PM

What's Ken doing with...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 07:03 PM

She's last to know
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 07:04 PM

thats the way it..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 07:12 PM

goes...she was blind
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 07:54 PM

to his rugged, manly
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 08:07 PM

G. I. Joe Uniform
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 09:14 PM

off Base, goes drag.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 09:36 PM

in mismatched baggy hand-me-downs
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 09:37 PM

he came out of...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 09:41 PM

the rough trade closet.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/12/10 11:22 PM

looking funny, as usual
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/13/10 07:33 AM

but somehow, quite appealing
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/13/10 09:39 AM

In his birthday suit...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/13/10 09:53 AM

hairy back, hairless chest
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/13/10 10:30 AM

a bald head and...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/13/10 10:45 AM

feelin' free of inhibitions
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/13/10 10:52 AM

livin' that hedonistic lifestyle
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/13/10 12:02 PM

one woman after another
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/13/10 03:26 PM

All at once! Ooooh!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/13/10 05:19 PM

must be the Viagra
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/13/10 06:45 PM

it never lets down
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/14/10 08:49 AM

WHERE IS MY DENTAL-DAM ?
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/14/10 05:09 PM

"Fido, put that down!"
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/14/10 07:46 PM

"Code will need it!"
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 06:43 AM

Da** dog buried it
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 08:41 AM

along side the rabbits
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 10:25 AM

and the duck bones
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 01:11 PM

Lets just skip it !
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 02:36 PM

Move on! Next Story...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 02:43 PM

Once upon a time....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 02:45 PM

in a not-too-distant land
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 02:46 PM

lived a fat dog
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 02:50 PM

and a shaggy bobcat
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 02:52 PM

and both had fleas
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 02:55 PM

And matted fur coats
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 02:56 PM

never mind your back
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 02:59 PM

and your woolly arms
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 03:01 PM

this wool does itch
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 03:03 PM

Nope, that's the fleas
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 03:06 PM

Got any flea powder?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 03:08 PM

yes! Shake that bottle
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 05:09 PM

rub it all over...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 05:40 PM

My itchy, scratchy back
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 06:11 PM

carefully, I'm so delicate
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 06:34 PM

Then the bobcat pounced
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 08:11 PM

propelled by the fleas
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/15/10 08:48 PM

fleas give him itches
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/16/10 06:19 AM

down in his britches
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/16/10 08:01 AM

maybe he's got worms ?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/16/10 10:06 AM

that's why he squirms
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/16/10 01:34 PM

or is that how
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/16/10 02:56 PM

he acts sans Adderall
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/16/10 05:18 PM

or just normal behavior?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/16/10 05:42 PM

What is normal anyway?
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/16/10 06:26 PM

Am I, are you?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 08:43 AM

the voices tell me.....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 08:44 AM

kill kill kill kill....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 08:45 AM

thats not very nice....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 08:46 AM

the voices are talking....
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 08:47 AM

ignore the bad ones
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 08:48 AM

rtaking over the good..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 08:54 AM

come twords the light
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 08:57 AM

only darkness i see
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 08:58 AM

full moon behind clouds
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 12:37 PM

howling- wind? werewolves? or...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 02:18 PM

The vampires lurking behind....
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 02:47 PM

(could it be Larry?)
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 03:53 PM

it's ALWAYS freakin' Larry
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 04:54 PM

Hope Larry's not cloned
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 06:23 PM

THAT'd be VERY SCARY!
Posted by: ibepoken

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 08:49 PM

because we all are
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 08:57 PM

waitin' on a friend
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 10:36 PM

'here she comes' x-tra
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 10:45 PM

itchy, lookin' for scratchin'
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 11:03 PM

Just Don't Rub KItty Fur Wrong Way'

- monte
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/17/10 11:18 PM

wrong game darlin'
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 07:10 AM

(re:itchy, lookin' for scratchin' )

"Anyone got long nails?"
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 10:21 AM

clipped them the other
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 12:08 PM

night because I was
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 02:55 PM

busy scratchin' that itch
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 05:54 PM

until the skin was...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 05:56 PM

ripped into shreds, hanging
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 05:57 PM

down to the knees...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 06:40 PM

Larry found that attractive
Posted by: Ray O'Sunshine

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 06:43 PM

Larry is a sich-o
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 06:55 PM

Tell us something new
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 07:10 PM

Once Upon A Time...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 07:20 PM

same old, same old
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 08:27 PM

man and young girl
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 08:40 PM

a September May romance
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 09:33 PM

old new borrowed blue


hey. you can give ME out as a gift!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 09:45 PM

whips , chains, and Butter
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/18/10 09:49 PM

claws, teeth, Jungle Room
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 07:06 AM

can his heart withstand
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 12:00 PM

all the love making
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 12:45 PM

is there enough Viagra?
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 01:28 PM

oops forgot to bring...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 02:08 PM

condoms. Always ride safely.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 04:09 PM

Always wrap your willie
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 04:11 PM

Safety begins with you
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 04:14 PM

Always wear eye protection.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 04:19 PM

and full body armor
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 06:26 PM

look before crossing streets
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 06:38 PM

hold hands, stick together
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 11:15 PM

used too much glue
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 11:29 PM

You're not supposed to
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/19/10 11:30 PM

get off of me
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/20/10 12:25 AM

unless I start yelling
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/20/10 07:36 AM

peanut butter and jelly!!!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/20/10 07:54 AM

on whole wheat toast!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/20/10 09:39 AM

with sausage and eggs!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/20/10 10:35 AM

and pineapple juice bodyshots
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/20/10 01:08 PM

and a hot tamale...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/20/10 02:29 PM

while still in bed.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/20/10 05:22 PM

quarter in massage machine
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/20/10 06:35 PM

bed just a jigglin.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/21/10 06:38 AM

ju-u-u-u-sss-tttt ba-ba-barely ha-ha-ha-ngin o-o-o-onnnnn
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/21/10 08:42 AM

whoa, whoa, slow down...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/21/10 02:43 PM

time is almost up
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/21/10 05:25 PM

who's got another quarter?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/21/10 06:42 PM

I do! I do!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/21/10 08:48 PM

Quick, better use it!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/21/10 11:50 PM

before you lose it
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/22/10 05:57 AM

rustling under the bed
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/22/10 07:32 AM

out popped the cat.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/22/10 03:42 PM

claws out, hissing angrily
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/22/10 06:09 PM

noooooooo, not the waterbed!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/22/10 06:09 PM

noooooooo, not the waterbed!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/22/10 06:45 PM

oh nooo, wet kitty
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/23/10 06:51 AM

quick, in the dryer
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/23/10 07:58 AM

no use the microwave
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/23/10 02:34 PM

BZzzz ZAP !! Poor kitty.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/23/10 05:31 PM

Here comes PETA now!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/23/10 06:28 PM

here comes Main Moon
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/23/10 06:44 PM

One from Column A
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/23/10 07:23 PM

what flavor egg roll??
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 06:28 AM

Are you feline hungry?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 07:48 AM

LOL \:\)

Pick-up in 10 minute.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 08:20 AM

you wann fortun kookie?
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 08:49 AM

without cat hair, please
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 11:09 AM

Fortune says, "You BANNED!"
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 11:51 AM

Wait,...No cussomer chainge
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 01:00 PM

have dog chow mein
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 01:07 PM

you waaan chop stix
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 03:55 PM

just duck sauce please
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 05:42 PM

make sure no feathers
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 06:57 PM

get enough for sharing
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 07:43 PM

save any duck bones
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 07:49 PM

gotta be useful somehow...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 07:52 PM

to a captured bobcat
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 07:54 PM

pacing, pent up frustration
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 08:00 PM

smilin' with potential plans
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 08:02 PM

sneaky bobcat, tread lightly
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 08:03 PM

snoozing on a limb
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 08:08 PM

just waiting to pounce
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/24/10 08:57 PM

at smoke and shadows
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 05:38 AM

knowing something's hiding there
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 07:33 AM

it's quivering in fear
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 02:16 PM

nope, its got worms
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 06:21 PM

shouldn't have eaten roadkill
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 06:51 PM

unless it's well done
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 08:14 PM

...40/40 marinated, full sun.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 08:25 PM

three, four days old
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 08:40 PM

crispy creamy, crow's delight
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 08:50 PM

delicious dead deer doughnuts
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 08:52 PM

eleven ermines empty entrails
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 08:56 PM

sweet smelling skunky scents
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 08:59 PM

windshield moth under wiper
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:02 PM

driving during day dreaming
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:04 PM

driven dreamy during day
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:08 PM

dangerous dim dark dives
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:19 PM

wooden walls wailing wonderously
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:22 PM

CD continuously crooning classics
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:28 PM

Third Eye Blind bopping
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:32 PM

Great guitars going gaga
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:43 PM

Hard rock ruckus rumble.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:46 PM

MMA mmucho mmadness mmayhem
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:51 PM

burning mattress fire call
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:52 PM

first responders gave CPR
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 09:57 PM

incense fragrance brought relief
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 10:02 PM

especially with substandard AC
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 10:08 PM

wouldn't work..wicked wilding
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 10:12 PM

some super summer satisfaction
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 10:15 PM

thunder thumping thrice -terrific!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 10:17 PM

Look! Lotsa' luminous lightning!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 10:31 PM

Likey lovely lightening lashing
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/25/10 10:34 PM

several summer storms suspected
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 07:09 AM

trees trembling, timber toppling
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 11:25 AM

Two tourists trapped together
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 11:36 AM

tumbling through terrific torrents
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 11:50 AM

dancing during drenching downpours
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 11:54 AM

and singing along the....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 12:01 PM

shower soaked steamy streets
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 01:22 PM

tempest traps two tabby's
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 01:29 PM

poor puddys playfully pawing
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 01:31 PM

soaked 'sails', soothing sounds
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 01:38 PM

feral felines ferociously fornicating
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 01:47 PM

bobcat banging busting bedboards
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 03:29 PM

Oh my what do....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 04:00 PM

Keep crazy cats caged
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 09:34 PM

cage lock easily duckboned.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 10:28 PM

Desert Lynxes dodging devils
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 10:32 PM

jacking japanese getaway girl
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 10:36 PM

dreading driving down state
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 10:42 PM

positive pussycat proves perfect
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 10:50 PM

intentionally improved impatience immensely
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 10:56 PM

lounging lynx living lighter
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 11:01 PM

cool cat calming calamity
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 11:09 PM

gato giving genuine goodness
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 11:40 PM

having hours helps humanity
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 11:52 PM

ditto ditto ditto dit-to
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 11:54 PM

everything else eventually evaporates
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/26/10 11:57 PM

amazin' animal awakens aheart
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/27/10 12:21 AM

bobcat brightens blue blahs
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/27/10 07:38 AM

casual cat craftily creating
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/27/10 09:00 AM

delicious daydreams during downtime
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/27/10 10:50 AM

Enormous Excrement eventually evaporates.




This really stinks.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/27/10 12:14 PM

Presenting potent, putrid pollution
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/27/10 07:01 PM

earth eventually erases evidence
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/27/10 08:55 PM

hardworking humans help habitats
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/28/10 07:52 AM

future farmers fermenting fields
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/28/10 04:12 PM

happily harvesting human health
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/28/10 05:06 PM

super succulent summer squash,
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/28/10 06:55 PM

mature meadows miraculously moistened
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/28/10 08:09 PM

lush, luxuriant leaf lettuce
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/28/10 08:22 PM

toiling, trimming tender tomatoes
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/28/10 08:48 PM

crispy, crunchy colorful carrots
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/29/10 09:08 AM

eaten by wild hares.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/29/10 12:20 PM

bad bunnies, bellies bulging
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/29/10 12:24 PM

fat bunnies = good stew
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/29/10 05:00 PM

with carrots, onions, celery
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/29/10 05:25 PM

and cracked pepper gravy
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/29/10 05:44 PM

Hare in my stew!!!!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/29/10 08:36 PM

ooh, ooh, lucky you.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/30/10 09:17 AM

make sure you chew.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/30/10 09:57 AM

Heimlich me! I'm blue....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/30/10 12:38 PM

bend over and cough
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/30/10 05:53 PM

not from that end!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/30/10 06:29 PM

Better than getting squished!



http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/doctorjokes/mammogram.shtml

Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/30/10 06:48 PM

worse to get squittered!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/30/10 08:12 PM

oh so much worse
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/30/10 08:38 PM

icky, sticky, gooey, slimy
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 06/30/10 08:41 PM

"Don't squeeze the Charmin!"
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 06:50 AM

"Mr. Whipple,help me."
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 07:41 AM

Quick, get another roll.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 08:29 AM

poppy seed kaiser, please
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 08:57 AM

Wow, won't that hurt ?
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 09:24 AM

you first, tell me
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 10:44 AM

Better use French Pain
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 12:01 PM

LOL!!!

Boston Brown might work
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 04:46 PM

only if very stale
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 05:05 PM

better butter it well
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 06:02 PM

uh-oh! You said BUTTER!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 06:13 PM

BUTTER! BUTTER! BUTTER! BUTTER!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 08:52 PM

with butter they played..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/01/10 09:28 PM

in bed they stayed
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 06:23 AM

slipping, sliding, sleek and
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 07:47 AM

long, lean and lanky
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 08:00 AM

lurid details to follow
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 08:18 AM

Four words aren't enough
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 08:50 AM

use your wildest imagination
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 09:39 AM

Can't go there----here.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 09:42 AM

in my dirty place.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 09:47 AM

Dirty mind? You? Noooo.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 10:12 AM

tell us your thoughts
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 03:08 PM

sunlight destroys moldy thoughts
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 06:14 PM

darkness brings lustful thoughts
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 06:41 PM

And sunshine doesn't? Really?!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 06:59 PM

clouds, sun, rain, fun.


z'all good.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 07:10 PM

kitchen, den, porch, again
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 07:13 PM

spin around fly again
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 07:30 PM

whenever, wherever, whoever, whatever
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 07:30 PM

It all began in.....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 07:39 PM

December, back in '63
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 07:43 PM

no it was October....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 08:35 PM

Oh, what a night!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 08:38 PM

afternoon delight after sunset
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 09:04 PM

in time for fireworks
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 09:06 PM

"Light Up The Night"
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 09:08 PM

Oooh! Ahhh! Bang! Bang!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 09:16 PM

Bang.....BANG....B-O-O-M!

Ahhhh.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 09:23 PM

what a grand finale
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 09:24 PM

happy ending for all
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 09:27 PM

I'll come more often
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 09:49 PM

visitors are always welcome
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/02/10 11:37 PM

ssssshhhh they won't come.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/03/10 12:36 AM

Be Vewy Vewy Quiet
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/03/10 01:04 AM

I'm hunting bunny wabbitts
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/03/10 01:35 AM

the rabbit suddenly disappeared
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/03/10 06:58 AM

Alice went after him
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/03/10 02:35 PM

as Hatter made lemonade.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/03/10 03:13 PM

wonder what's in it?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/03/10 03:22 PM

Nothin' but the best!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/03/10 08:11 PM

lemons, sugar,ice, Smirnoff
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/03/10 09:02 PM

Smirnoff, elixir of mOrAnS
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/03/10 09:12 PM

(saving Stolichnaya for himself)
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/03/10 11:45 PM

Stolichnaya - Breakfast of Dipso
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/04/10 07:20 AM

"Mad" Hatter, or drunk?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/04/10 06:12 PM

He's late, he's late.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/04/10 06:32 PM

That's the procrastinating rabbit.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/06/10 08:19 AM

or a male period
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/07/10 10:00 PM

Through the Looking Glass
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/07/10 10:01 PM

"Alice! It's really you!"
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/07/10 10:08 PM

"I've never stopped dreaming."
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/07/10 10:13 PM

"We knew you'd return!"
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/07/10 10:15 PM

"How's this for 'muchness'?"
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/07/10 10:22 PM

"Thought mine was missing."
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/07/10 10:25 PM

"Her name is UM!"
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/08/10 07:09 AM

She looks like you
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/08/10 08:47 AM

didn't shave her legs
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/08/10 05:27 PM

or arm pits, either
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/08/10 08:12 PM

she looked like a..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/08/10 08:51 PM

little slice of heaven
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/09/10 07:20 AM

or a female Bigfoot
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/09/10 07:30 AM

with a nice rack
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/09/10 09:27 AM

of spicy barbecued ribs
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/09/10 10:32 AM

just dripping with sauce
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/09/10 12:27 PM

spicy hot, lip-licking, juicy
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/09/10 04:43 PM

smoked to absolute purrfection
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/09/10 06:32 PM

waiting for the next
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/09/10 08:26 PM

Rack to get done.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/10/10 05:30 AM

while close by, hidden
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/10/10 08:13 AM

Was a good looking...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/10/10 12:55 PM

(if you like plaid)
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/10/10 03:57 PM

girl wearing boxer shorts
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/10/10 05:22 PM

Her boyfriend had on
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/10/10 08:24 PM

A see thru nitie...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/11/10 07:02 AM

combat boots, football helmet,
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/11/10 10:21 AM

and a burlap thong.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/11/10 11:45 AM

Oh what a sight
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/11/10 04:04 PM

Close your eyes...imagine
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/11/10 04:38 PM

ewwwwwwwwww she yelled out..
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/11/10 05:29 PM

Give back my thong!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/11/10 08:47 PM

Here's your buttfloss, baby.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/11/10 09:15 PM

tttthhwwwwaaappp.


It's stuck onthe wall.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/11/10 10:46 PM

ewwww...crystal clear image
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/11/10 11:39 PM

quick get a pry-bar
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/12/10 06:54 AM

naaah, let's frame it.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/13/10 08:18 AM

and name it, Thor.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/13/10 11:44 AM

Thorazine cures uncontollable hiccups.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/13/10 04:22 PM

how would you know
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/13/10 05:51 PM

since you're still hiccupping?
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/13/10 08:43 PM

with both eyes closed
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/13/10 08:50 PM

while driving the car.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/14/10 06:18 AM

with Hands-free technology, ofcourse.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/14/10 07:12 AM

Here comes Barney Fife!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/14/10 08:19 AM

Quick Andy, my bullet
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/14/10 05:34 PM

"That's Roy Rogers's dog!"
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/15/10 12:33 AM

doesn't have a license.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/15/10 05:26 AM

but has a horse
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/15/10 07:19 AM

loves to ride bareback
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/15/10 08:16 AM

he's a brave man.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/15/10 10:32 AM

with a bad sunburn
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/15/10 06:18 PM

riding into the covered
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/16/10 06:32 AM

porch of the convent
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/16/10 10:16 AM

Oh yes, sister Margaret !
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/16/10 12:24 PM

Got any bad habits?
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/16/10 12:30 PM

the list will be
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/16/10 05:52 PM

long and very bannable
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/16/10 06:07 PM

(figured she'd say nun)
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/16/10 08:19 PM

can't kick the habit
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/17/10 04:49 PM

cross your heart bra.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/17/10 04:49 PM

& No nonsense panty hose
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/17/10 07:26 PM

and a garter belt
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/17/10 11:02 PM

another thing, lost again.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/18/10 07:41 AM

Nope, Roy's wearing it.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/18/10 02:31 PM

Roy loves ladies clothing..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/18/10 05:10 PM

C'mon now, who doesn't?
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/18/10 05:14 PM

She yelled NOT MINE...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/18/10 05:56 PM

"Mine are cranberry red."
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/18/10 06:15 PM

Roy's is tooled leather
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/18/10 08:31 PM

with rawhide side straps
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/18/10 10:25 PM

in cranberry arsless chaps.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/19/10 08:35 AM

six shooter hangin' out.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/19/10 12:41 PM

loaded, ready to fire
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/20/10 08:54 AM

unfortunately they are blanks
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/20/10 09:45 AM

Blanks still go,



BANG!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/20/10 09:46 AM

But theres no BULLET.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/20/10 09:53 AM

...just a long barrel
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/20/10 05:27 PM

along came Miss Kitty...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/20/10 06:24 PM

purring, "Hey, Big Guy"
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/20/10 06:47 PM

ROWL! Cat in heat!
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/21/10 07:55 AM

leads to a very
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/21/10 07:58 AM

big bowl of catnip
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/21/10 08:00 AM

simply resist good catnip
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/21/10 08:08 AM

hard to get lit
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/21/10 08:13 AM

but oh, so fragrant
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/21/10 09:31 AM

and a quick buzz
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/21/10 09:53 AM

straight from California's pharmacies
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/22/10 08:05 AM

Just for medical purposes
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/22/10 09:18 AM

if you say so.
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/22/10 09:34 AM

gazing out the window
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/22/10 10:31 AM

cellophane flowers of yellow & green
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/22/10 06:04 PM

red, blue, & purple too
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/23/10 12:12 AM

look for the girl.....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/23/10 04:13 AM

Where could she be....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/23/10 07:21 AM

She's with BoPeep's sheep
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/23/10 07:54 AM

She's getting very sleepy
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/23/10 08:26 AM

watching the pendulum swing
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/23/10 08:33 AM

lower, lower, almost touching
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/23/10 09:36 AM

as both hands become
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/23/10 10:05 AM

laser equipped steel talons
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/23/10 02:21 PM

ripping out your heart
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/23/10 06:36 PM

piece by bloody piece
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 07:18 AM

Trembling, sweating, she awoke
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 08:05 AM

the spell, finally broken
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 09:33 AM

But then she saw...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 09:40 AM

each calendar leaf Fall
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 03:34 PM

and shatter like glass
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 05:20 PM

slipping through careless hands
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 07:26 PM

shattering as they strike
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 07:54 PM

sharp chimes, marking time
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 08:28 PM

years passing, opportunities missed
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 09:08 PM

tomorrow- a new day
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 09:11 PM

looking forward, never back
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/24/10 09:21 PM

Amen, sista! Doo-doo-da-doo-do-doooo CHARGE!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/25/10 10:12 AM

prices are too high
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/25/10 11:08 AM

Inflation- it hits everywhere.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/26/10 07:41 AM

can't even afford soap.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/26/10 08:26 AM

who needs soap anyway?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/26/10 08:49 AM

Cats lick themselves huh?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/26/10 08:48 AM

\:D You got that RIGHT!! \:D
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/26/10 08:54 AM

I am so jealous
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/26/10 09:51 AM

I am so laughing
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/26/10 12:17 PM

I am so happy... \:D
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/26/10 04:39 PM

I'm so chocolate high!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/26/10 05:17 PM

Dark chocolate tastes best
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/26/10 06:29 PM

anything made by Hershey
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/26/10 07:19 PM

all chocolate are yummy.....
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/27/10 06:26 AM

and good for you!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/27/10 06:52 AM

Uggghhh! Major chocolate hagover!
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/27/10 08:53 AM

and the best remedy
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/27/10 12:46 PM

rub chocolate on yourself
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/27/10 02:07 PM

then quickly proceed to
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/27/10 05:29 PM

roll in non-pareils and
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/27/10 08:04 PM

Let the feast begin!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/27/10 08:50 PM

Bite off the ears,
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/27/10 09:54 PM

-won't have to listen
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 06:36 AM

crunch,ouch, crunch, ouch!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 08:37 AM

Tyson, where are you?
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 08:38 AM

nibbling on an ear
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 10:46 AM

asked Jeffery Dahmer, politely
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 10:55 AM

Please release me and...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 01:10 PM

there's that please word
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 03:03 PM

"Please" means don't, right?
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 05:37 PM

Please don't hurt me........
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 06:30 PM

and who is your
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 07:21 PM

zebra named for, anyway?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 07:40 PM

My horse, of course.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/28/10 08:23 PM

His name's Mr. Ed
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 06:48 AM

Hung like a horse
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 07:49 AM

swung with such force
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 10:24 AM

,knocked him off course,
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 10:32 AM

and still keep pounding
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 12:06 PM

he was still bounding
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 02:21 PM

and so goood sounding
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 04:24 PM

all because her meowing
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 05:26 PM

went unanswered too often
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 05:54 PM

madly scratching carpet dreams
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 06:11 PM

fond dreams of yesterdays
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 06:20 PM

felt beyond 6 days.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 06:30 PM

cats tangling, purring, meowing
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 06:34 PM

guess he doesn't care
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 06:34 PM

You mean she, right?
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 06:38 PM

climb her limb cares!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/29/10 06:44 PM

Poorkitty has bad nightmares
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/30/10 06:51 AM

identity crisis going on
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/30/10 06:56 AM

again, "Who am I?"
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/30/10 07:43 AM

You still don't know?????
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/30/10 07:51 AM

I am Ms. Pompous.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/30/10 08:18 AM

I am impressed-not!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/30/10 08:37 AM

So, you're Ms. Unimpressive?
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/30/10 10:03 AM

I'm the Cookie Queen!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/30/10 05:19 PM

Then I'm Cookie Monster!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/30/10 06:22 PM

What kind you like?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/30/10 07:09 PM

In four words? Impossible.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/31/10 10:03 AM

"impossible"'s only one word
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/31/10 10:38 AM

One very doable word
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/31/10 11:53 AM

impossible means not doable
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/31/10 11:57 AM

therefore, not doable, possible
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/31/10 01:21 PM

Warm, chewy, Chocolate chip
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 07/31/10 01:43 PM

not doable, but edible
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 12:59 PM

it only takes minuets
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 01:59 PM

to make Nestle TollHouse
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 02:59 PM

less to eat them
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 03:27 PM

But hours later she
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 03:59 PM

still wanted more. So,
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 04:42 PM

drizzled more chocolate over
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 06:21 PM

everything within arms' length
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 06:26 PM

warm, smooth, creamy,delicious
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 06:42 PM

chocolate all over his
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 07:04 PM

giant banana


(split sundae)
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 08:01 PM

Suddenly, a door slammed!!!!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 08:45 PM

Wild winds. Storms a'comin'
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/01/10 09:44 PM

The wind on his
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 05:58 AM

porch meant danger approached
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 08:47 AM

"Howdy, Ma'am," said Danger.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 09:34 AM

his bannana dripping chocolate
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 12:27 PM

eagerly anticipating whippedcream immersion
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 12:55 PM

"Got milk?" Danger asked.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 01:00 PM

"Only got cream, Sugar."
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 02:41 PM

"Can you whip it?"
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 04:07 PM

cream comes already whipped
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 05:40 PM

"Yikes! That cream's cold!"
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 05:44 PM

Was the cow chilly?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 08:21 PM

only before milking time
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 08:25 PM

warm hands requests Elsie
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/02/10 09:59 PM

"That's better," sighed Danger.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/03/10 02:46 PM

"What's better?" inquired Elsie?
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/03/10 06:09 PM

those soft, warm hands
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/03/10 06:58 PM

gently milking my teats
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/03/10 07:40 PM

"Ooooops!" moaned Danger prematurely.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/03/10 08:24 PM

overbeaten cream equals butter!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/03/10 08:29 PM

Butter, Butter. ALWAYS BUTTER!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/03/10 08:42 PM

churning away in Butterwood.
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/03/10 09:23 PM

"Sorry," Danger said flacidly.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/03/10 09:31 PM

Then Elsie mooooned him
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/04/10 04:06 AM

As she came towards...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/04/10 04:50 AM

the self-serve milk pump.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/04/10 06:30 AM

Elmer watched, udderly fascinated.
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/04/10 08:25 AM

Elsie had never been
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/04/10 08:41 AM

the same since Elmer..
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/04/10 12:28 PM

showed her how to
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/04/10 04:49 PM

avoid feelingless milking machines.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/04/10 05:22 PM

Elmer demonstrated his technique
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/04/10 09:38 PM

while Danger watched nervously.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/04/10 10:56 PM

Meanwhile, Elsie prepared for
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/04/10 10:59 PM

a bovine-spa teat treatment
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/05/10 12:46 AM

Don't you mean 'teatment'?
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/05/10 05:42 AM

Bag Balm udder massage,
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/05/10 12:17 PM

"Mooo oooh," moaned Elsie.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/05/10 05:22 PM

then the methane exploded!
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/05/10 09:11 PM

"Damn burritos!" said Danger.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/05/10 09:46 PM

chit was flung everywhere.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 05:10 AM

wearing there gas masks....
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 06:35 AM

Elmer, Elsie, and Danger
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 07:21 AM

ran for the door
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 10:48 AM

It's the wrong door!
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 12:47 PM

"OPEN UP!! WATERLOO POLICE!!"
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 01:54 PM

"Sorry, ma'am. Wrong building."
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 08:08 PM

futon felines, stunning stars
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:12 PM

Alien abduction, destination: Mars.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:13 PM

watched, waited, begged, baited
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:24 PM

smokin', tokin', jokin', strokin'
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:26 PM

laughing, lingering, loving, loudly
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:29 PM

countless crazy coincidental circumstances
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:30 PM

stars play helpful ways
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:35 PM

silently shooting, surprising strays
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:38 PM

lucky lady saw streaking
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:39 PM

Unending universe, UFO's unleashed
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:43 PM

triangles travel through time
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:45 PM

Lucy in the sky....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:46 PM

childhood carcrashes cause craziness
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:54 PM

strange strange strange strange
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/06/10 09:55 PM

seriously strange supernatural sightings
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/07/10 07:23 AM

and a wolf howling....
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/07/10 07:45 AM

Danger's snoring awoke Elsie.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/07/10 07:58 AM

"♫ ♫I'm in ♫ the moooooo-d ♫.." ♫♫♫
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/07/10 08:16 AM

Mooooooving songs aroused Danger.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/07/10 10:51 AM

Danger got himself killed.
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/07/10 11:27 AM

Elmer had mistakenly thought
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/07/10 03:18 PM

Danger was wearing red
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/07/10 04:00 PM

latex and assumed he
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/07/10 07:08 PM

(assuming-his first mistake)
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/07/10 09:55 PM

mooooooved Elsie to near
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 04:36 AM

"Remoooove that mooovie camera!"
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 06:53 AM

my hair isn't combed..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 07:02 AM

faces not in flicks ;\)
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 12:46 PM

Elsie's tail flicks flies.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 01:33 PM

Freaky Frankenflies followin' fraidycat!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 03:31 PM

fraidycat flew frantically for
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 04:02 PM

for the wagon and..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 04:34 PM

flailing Faber-like fists.

Futile.
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 04:55 PM

snifffff.... yes! it's..... CATNIP!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 07:30 PM

stop Bogarting the catnip.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 07:54 PM

no. 'twas,

the c-a-t
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/08/10 11:27 PM

gatos tienen ojos rojos

cats have (red eyes)
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/09/10 07:08 AM

Give them some Visine.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/09/10 10:21 AM

and lots of munchies
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/09/10 04:43 PM

a cabin, for scratchin'
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/09/10 05:41 PM

and trees for climbin'
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/09/10 07:09 PM

and trees for bracin'
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/09/10 10:59 PM

a purrfect puddy paradise
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/10/10 08:02 AM

until the storm broke!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/10/10 11:59 AM

things got WILD then
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/10/10 12:43 PM

winds whipping, thunder booming
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/10/10 01:00 PM

tails flipping, cats zooming
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/10/10 06:23 PM

cats HATE being wet!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/10/10 08:31 PM

Nearby shelter offered comforts.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/11/10 03:51 AM

but large mean dogs...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/11/10 06:40 AM

blocked the only entrance
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/11/10 06:51 AM

(That's what they thought!!!)
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/11/10 07:33 AM

With cat like tread...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/11/10 12:55 PM

fearless felines mangled mutts
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/11/10 05:31 PM

definitely defeated, dogs departed
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/11/10 06:00 PM

killer kitties K.O.'d K-9's
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/11/10 07:05 PM

causing "cat"astrophic canine casualties
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/11/10 07:14 PM

Triumphant tabbies tamed terriers
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/11/10 08:57 PM

starlight, tabbies trading tales
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/12/10 06:52 AM

haughty Himalayins harassed hounds
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/12/10 10:19 AM

Get the hose! Quick!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/12/10 10:30 AM

Why spoil the fun?
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/12/10 09:32 PM

Hissing hose-hating Himalayans hightailing!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/12/10 11:36 PM

Abandoning all anti-cat aficionados
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/13/10 06:31 AM

clawed calicoes climb catalpas
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/13/10 09:41 AM

finally finding feline freedom
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/13/10 10:42 AM

waiting, wondering, "Where's Waldo?"
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/13/10 11:27 AM

while Waldo wandered wistfully
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/13/10 11:54 AM

tired traveler, terribly tempted
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/13/10 02:35 PM

curious cat caterwauling cabin.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/13/10 04:33 PM

dreading dreary December days
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/13/10 05:17 PM

earth turns toward spring
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/13/10 06:14 PM

I say, "re-do July"
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/13/10 08:51 PM

rewind the crackling fire
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/14/10 07:00 AM

getting out the marshmellows
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/14/10 07:02 AM

crispy outside, gooey inside
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/14/10 11:16 AM

ouch, burned my lip
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/14/10 01:47 PM

where is the ice-pack
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/14/10 02:24 PM

It's way up north.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/14/10 02:39 PM

oh wow to far...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/14/10 03:39 PM

use the ice...pick
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/15/10 11:55 AM

No, don't stab him!!!!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/15/10 03:28 PM

Just make it painless
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/15/10 06:04 PM

Knock him out first!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/15/10 07:47 PM

use his head as...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/15/10 07:58 PM

a K-9 bitesuit helmet
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/15/10 08:29 PM

weird Larry rescued cats
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/15/10 08:35 PM

I am not Larry
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/15/10 08:51 PM

of course not...he
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/15/10 08:54 PM

was BANNED looong ago
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/15/10 09:11 PM

But he is back...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/15/10 09:28 PM

Oh no! Not Larry!!!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/16/10 04:07 AM

yes its me Larry..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/16/10 05:19 AM

I've missed you Larry.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/16/10 03:09 PM

shrieked TC as she...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/16/10 06:39 PM

finally,fatally ice-picked him.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/16/10 08:46 PM

then fell fast asleep.
Posted by: Rick-the-Builder

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/17/10 04:01 AM

The cops found her.....
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/17/10 04:10 AM

hiding in the basement..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/17/10 04:58 AM

behind the old furnace.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/17/10 06:59 AM

Behind her, wrapped in
Posted by: cinful

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/17/10 07:28 AM

a pink paper towel
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/17/10 06:17 PM

(or is it bloodstained?)
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/17/10 07:11 PM

was her accomplice, monkey-man
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/17/10 10:00 PM

funky, hunky, chunky monkey-man.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/18/10 06:35 AM

super sized sensual simian
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/18/10 06:24 PM

gray,gangly, gluttonous gorilla
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/18/10 06:33 PM

long, lean Lanky Kong
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/18/10 07:25 PM

The king has risen..
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/18/10 08:44 PM

Thankya... Thankya verra much!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/19/10 05:38 AM

King left the building
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/19/10 07:27 AM

groupies all around, chanting...
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/19/10 07:31 AM

we demand more from
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/19/10 10:27 AM

all who would come
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/19/10 08:06 PM

from far and wide
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/20/10 06:34 AM

snfff?... bringing?.... yessssss!.... CATNIP!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/20/10 06:44 AM

sticky, skunky smelly sensimillia
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/20/10 11:02 AM

ewwww the smell is...
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/20/10 02:22 PM

"sweet" like country air.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/20/10 04:00 PM

Beneath the green canopy
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/20/10 06:17 PM

in the dark, quiet
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/20/10 06:37 PM

forest, leprechauns slept peacefully.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/21/10 06:40 AM

under the oak tree..
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/21/10 07:02 AM

as trolls slowly crept
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/21/10 07:08 AM

They were all around...
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/21/10 08:03 AM

A Banshee calls... Awake!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/21/10 08:26 AM

They were awaken by...
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/21/10 10:13 AM

the creeping trolls' stench.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/21/10 08:53 PM

Remember Three Billygoats Gruff?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/21/10 10:38 PM

Who's trip-trapping 'cross my...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/22/10 07:43 AM

bridge, said the troll
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/22/10 01:12 PM

'Carchi' the horned goat
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/22/10 04:14 PM

Big, bearded, bony BillyGoatGruff
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/22/10 05:59 PM

take that, you troll!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/22/10 06:16 PM

"Butt Out," baa'd Billy
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/25/10 11:40 AM

clawing cats, Billy books!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/25/10 06:16 PM

Holy hot-tempered Billygoats, Batman!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/26/10 07:00 AM

Robin!!! Look out, it's...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/26/10 07:43 AM

Catwoman pussyfooting around again

Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/26/10 06:40 PM

Cats just looove Robins!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/26/10 08:43 PM

But, cats c-r-a-v-e cats!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/26/10 10:17 PM

cravings intensify while dieting
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/27/10 04:05 AM

attacking choclate cupcakes in...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/27/10 01:00 PM

Hershey Park while behind
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/27/10 01:09 PM

came the hershey kisses....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/27/10 01:22 PM

never-ending supply of kisses
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/27/10 01:32 PM

scale room, poundsa kisses
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/27/10 01:36 PM

3 stories of smut
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/28/10 11:11 AM

2nd story romper room
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/28/10 11:15 AM

green grove pounding path
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/28/10 11:18 AM

up, up, up, ahhhh.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/28/10 07:48 PM

and away we go...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/28/10 09:28 PM

in my beautiful balloon
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/29/10 02:42 AM

mmmmmmy are we - high
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/29/10 05:22 AM

up to the clouds...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/29/10 07:44 AM

to infinity, and beyond....
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/29/10 06:00 PM

Woody, c'mon, let's go!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/29/10 07:26 PM

You! Are! A! Toy!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/29/10 08:10 PM

No!I!Am!Not!
Posted by: citydog

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/29/10 08:12 PM

Why? Toys are Fuhnnn!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/29/10 08:32 PM

T! O! Y!! TOY!!!!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/30/10 12:07 PM

"PLaY wiTH ME?" said...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/30/10 01:24 PM

the ghost. "No," said
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/30/10 01:50 PM

'

Bojangles, the dancing cat.

Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/30/10 03:22 PM

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!
\:D \:D \:D \:D
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/30/10 03:52 PM

'
You Go, Bo! GO!

Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/30/10 05:33 PM

Do the Hustle, Bo!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/30/10 06:46 PM

Funky, fab, furry feline!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/30/10 07:08 PM

cool, classy, calico cat!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/30/10 07:50 PM

Soft, sinuous, seductive Siamese!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/30/10 09:03 PM

tempting, teasing, tantalizing tabby
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/30/10 10:00 PM

Itty, bitty, crazy, kitty
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 06:29 AM


Dancin' all night long!

Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 06:37 AM

purring, posing, prancing Persian
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 07:59 AM

Get down! Boogie oogie-oogie!
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 04:12 PM

Do ya luv me?
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 05:11 PM

♫ ♫ Now.. I can dance? ♫♫
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 06:38 PM

only when disco is
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 06:51 PM

listenin' to the Bee-Gees
Posted by: citydog

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 07:02 PM

Enough! GET SOME WATER!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 07:43 PM

Next song: Bus Stop!!!
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 08:34 PM

♫ ♫ Busstop... Under my umbrella... ♫ ♫
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 08:43 PM

Raindrops-roses; whiskers-kittens
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 08/31/10 09:00 PM

And warm woolen mittens...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 07:03 AM

When the dog bites
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 08:16 AM

When the bee stings...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 10:13 AM

when I'm feeling sad
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 11:55 AM

When I am alone....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 12:54 PM

I simply remember my
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 01:18 PM

childhood memories and all.....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 05:16 PM

the crazy good times
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 05:30 PM

first kiss, first date
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 05:41 PM

first awkward slow dance
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 05:43 PM


Blind dates Really Suck!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 08:25 PM

fortunate find lasting love
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 08:47 PM

inter-species magnetism; opposites attract
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/01/10 09:46 PM

inter-BREEDS interact interestingly
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/02/10 08:18 AM


C'mere you hunk! Meeeroooww!

Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/02/10 02:00 PM

Pussy Galore spotted 007
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/02/10 05:29 PM

"A nice little nothing...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/02/10 05:29 PM

...you are almost wearing."
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/02/10 05:46 PM

said Pussy, while tearing
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/02/10 05:56 PM

the carpet to shreds
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/02/10 06:32 PM

With her claws? Nope!!!!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/02/10 06:44 PM

Hot moves---cuttin' rug
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/03/10 02:44 PM

Sean Connery wore toupee!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/03/10 03:00 PM

"Martini...shaken, not stirred."
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/03/10 05:02 PM

with a olive please...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/03/10 06:36 PM

Anything you say, James!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/03/10 08:44 PM

What a helpful chap!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/04/10 06:30 AM

yes he will give...........
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/04/10 07:04 AM

peanuts, popcorn, caramel Crackerjacks!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/04/10 07:38 AM

chips nachos with dip...
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/04/10 04:41 PM


and more CATNIP PIZZA!



.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/04/10 05:09 PM

Oops! Too much catnip!
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/04/10 06:59 PM

There's NEVER enough CATNIP!

Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/04/10 08:00 PM

As she rolled in ...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/04/10 08:53 PM

pools of pea soup
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/04/10 09:24 PM

and some oyster cracker's
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/04/10 09:43 PM

with bits of ham....
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/04/10 10:10 PM

said, Sam I am.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/05/10 10:36 AM

green eggs, ham-yum!!!
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/05/10 11:00 AM

I'm gonna be sick...

Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/05/10 01:57 PM

unless you get me
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/05/10 04:35 PM

to eat this mess
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/05/10 06:35 PM

I ate.... I.. siiick!
Posted by: Della

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/05/10 06:36 PM

HA!! sorry carry on!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/05/10 06:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Della
carry on!


my wayward son..

-Kansas
Posted by: citydog

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 08:32 AM

are we in Kansas?
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 10:04 AM

No, Toto, you're not.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 10:25 AM

We're over the rainbow.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 11:21 AM

Were off to see....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 11:28 AM

the brain-heart-courage-home Wizard Dude
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 12:04 PM

what's behind the curtain?????
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 12:38 PM

Oh no it's jojo
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 01:37 PM

JoJo's not so tough...

Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 06:28 PM

You don't know JoJo!!!
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 07:16 PM

This a closer likeness?


.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 07:58 PM

BWA HA HA HA!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 08:24 PM

she looks really familiar
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 08:45 PM

Don't Blow Her Cover! \:o
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/06/10 09:01 PM

covers over her head.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/07/10 07:07 AM

socks on her feet,
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/07/10 12:25 PM

sicks over socks over...
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/07/10 06:11 PM

definitely needs dental work
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/07/10 06:17 PM

NO!!!! Not the DENTIST!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/07/10 11:05 PM

Bob enjoys the drillin'
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/08/10 06:53 AM

ran out of anesthesia
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/08/10 06:19 PM

But there's always Catnip!

Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/08/10 06:35 PM

JoJo's NOT a cat!!!
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/08/10 08:02 PM

JoJo inna good mood...

Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/09/10 06:50 AM

What's bad look like?
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/09/10 07:56 AM

We've already seen that...
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/09/10 03:45 PM

while passing by the
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/09/10 06:48 PM

truck fulla' city workers
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/10/10 12:06 PM

rasslin' with JoJo, while
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/11/10 09:06 PM

they collected unearned handouts
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/12/10 07:48 AM

Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/12/10 08:32 AM

The hands started moving...
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/12/10 12:25 PM

Closer... They're getting CLOSER!!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/12/10 12:31 PM

Thing Addams has reproduced.
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/12/10 04:02 PM


And They're outta control....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/12/10 05:10 PM

Talented rockin', rollin' fingers
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/12/10 06:55 PM

nails like talons, beckoning
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/13/10 06:25 AM

C'mere.... get closer..... closer...

Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/13/10 06:29 AM

Read between the lines
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/13/10 06:58 AM

you're gonna get pierced!
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/13/10 01:11 PM



Pierced... punctured.... passed out.....

Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/13/10 03:10 PM

bare mattress, empty house
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/13/10 07:57 PM

screams rending the night
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/14/10 01:42 PM

preceding signs of delight...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/14/10 01:57 PM

one fork one spoon
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/14/10 02:30 PM

dinner under the moon
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/14/10 03:44 PM

spice taste twice nice...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/14/10 06:34 PM

front-to-back in cone-shaped shack
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/15/10 09:06 AM

as the sun sets
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/15/10 12:43 PM

wrapping cats in shadows
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/15/10 04:09 PM

clocks cut clawing short
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/15/10 04:48 PM

crazed cats kissin' hissin'
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/15/10 05:54 PM

fog descending, wind chilling
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/16/10 03:32 AM

with hair raising on.....
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/16/10 09:29 AM

arched backs, puffed tails'
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/16/10 10:49 AM

separate cages quite unfair
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/16/10 05:22 PM

anyone got a key?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/16/10 05:40 PM

Dc has da' key.
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/16/10 05:44 PM

'Don't loose..' reminds Bc
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/16/10 05:45 PM

'Don't loose..' reminds Bc
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/17/10 06:00 AM

Use the darn key!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/17/10 07:12 AM

I haz no fingurz
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/17/10 03:43 PM

no rock, paper, scissors.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/17/10 04:22 PM

SHOOT! I win. HA!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/18/10 07:08 AM

here come the cops
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/18/10 07:49 AM

Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/18/10 10:33 AM

poser cat in hat
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/18/10 10:56 AM

What you call me ?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/18/10 11:00 AM

I'm rubber, you're glue..
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/18/10 12:06 PM

I iz bounzin' back!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/19/10 05:33 AM

all over the place..
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/19/10 08:45 AM

Gimme old time rock'n'roll
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/19/10 09:01 AM

Got to love it... \:D
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/19/10 09:38 AM

Josie and the Pussycats
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/19/10 08:16 PM

Who you calling Pussycat?
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/20/10 06:58 AM

"Maaaaaa, he kicked me!!!!!"
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 06:19 AM

And I Can't Get...
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 06:37 AM

No satisfaction... No satisfakshun!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 12:18 PM

lost cats travel miles
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 02:08 PM

Is we lost Ringo?
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 02:46 PM

cats lost? neva eva.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 07:05 PM

Dumb dogs ate breadcrumbs
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 07:07 PM

the crackers gone too!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 07:15 PM

Complex Carbohydrate craving cats!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 08:05 PM

dangerously deprived domestic longhair
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 08:06 PM

poor pussycat pity party
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 08:10 PM

manx maxing max - mercy!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 08:12 PM

deranged domestic declaws Dc
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 08:17 PM

Dc dodged, doppleganger doubled
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 08:18 PM

castrated, chopped, cooked Casper
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/21/10 08:25 PM

a distant "haaaaa ha."
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/22/10 07:02 AM

evil plot being hatched
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/22/10 08:41 AM

Bwahahahahaha.... youz know soon....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/22/10 10:54 AM

That's one SCARY cat!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/22/10 11:54 AM

or ate bad sushi?
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/22/10 02:24 PM

I think he's possessed...
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/22/10 05:50 PM

Dc says "ain't nothin..
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/22/10 06:41 PM

...but a wussy pussycat"
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/22/10 07:13 PM

HA! Take THAT, Dc!
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/22/10 08:58 PM

"You take...THAT!"
-Dc
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/23/10 06:38 AM

Mom says"No fighting"
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/23/10 08:04 AM

Sooooon..... very sooon..... heheheh!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/23/10 08:52 AM

I'm coming to get....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/23/10 04:11 PM

banned. Ban Me, Please.
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/23/10 06:30 PM

Youz wants me..... banned?
Posted by: Ayuveda

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/23/10 06:34 PM

"WTF? Ha!"
-Dc
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/24/10 06:34 AM

F stands for FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/24/10 08:22 AM

Friday: feline feeling forlorn
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/24/10 11:03 AM

Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/24/10 12:17 PM

I iz needing hugz
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/24/10 03:03 PM

Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/24/10 03:25 PM

FridaysR for feelin' frisky!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/24/10 03:48 PM

\:D awesome
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/24/10 06:15 PM

better take cat-nap first
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/24/10 07:23 PM

Did youz say CATNIP????
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/25/10 06:31 AM

want fries with that?
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/25/10 08:13 AM

Fries, Dingbat, not flies!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/25/10 09:20 AM

Flies cost extra, anyways!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/25/10 10:38 AM

"No! Flies Column A"
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/25/10 12:24 PM

Killed 7--One blow!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/25/10 06:13 PM

You can't fool ME!!!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/25/10 07:00 PM

I know what you....
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/25/10 07:40 PM

really did that night...
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/25/10 08:01 PM

before we left Paris...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/25/10 08:23 PM

Oh what a night...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/25/10 11:46 PM

Don't do the Tango!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/26/10 07:37 AM

That often leads to...
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/26/10 08:20 AM

Suddenly sliding... slippery slopes!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/26/10 10:45 AM

Whoopee! Look out below!!!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/26/10 11:45 AM

Oh! What a view!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/26/10 12:10 PM

He's wearing a kilt!
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/26/10 12:42 PM

Quickstep, Sergeant-Major! Quickstep!!
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/26/10 01:49 PM

Ooooh, look! Identical twins!!!!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/26/10 02:21 PM

And the band plays...
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/26/10 08:30 PM

"Donald Where's Yer Troosers"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2fizeoT22g&feature=related

Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/28/10 05:52 PM

Real men wear kilts!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/29/10 06:19 AM

or nothing at all
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/29/10 09:23 AM

if they want to
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/29/10 10:14 AM

show off their tartans.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/29/10 11:07 AM

That's a sweet pattern
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/30/10 12:34 PM

she said, holding the
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/30/10 12:36 PM

bull by the rigid
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/30/10 03:30 PM

proverbial horns. What next?
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 09/30/10 07:57 PM

Sailing to Tahiti for
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/01/10 07:11 AM

to relax near the
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/01/10 09:21 AM

surf under a palm.
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/01/10 12:48 PM

watching guys' beach volleyball
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/01/10 12:57 PM

Balls volleying, bouncing everywhere!
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/01/10 02:45 PM

the sun beating down
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/01/10 03:11 PM

sleek,buff bodies sweating,
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/01/10 07:50 PM

Speedos soaked, seeping something
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/02/10 08:02 AM

shyly shedding soppy speedos
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/03/10 02:00 PM

as the women gather
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/03/10 04:42 PM

admiring the magnificent marrows
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/03/10 08:23 PM

mangoes, bananas, and coconuts
Posted by: citydog

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/03/10 10:09 PM

all hanging so low
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/04/10 09:25 AM

looking good to eat.....
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/04/10 10:12 AM

starting with a nibble...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/04/10 03:28 PM

followed by a lick
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/04/10 03:30 PM

then a little tickle
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/04/10 03:33 PM

giggle, giggle, tee hee
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/04/10 03:42 PM

wag of a finger
Posted by: citydog

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/04/10 07:00 PM

Is that a NO ?
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/06/10 10:13 AM

Dreaming, slowly awakening, she
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/06/10 04:18 PM

tried to go back
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/06/10 10:14 PM

but it was time......
Posted by: VM Smith

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/07/10 12:34 AM

to BITE that apple
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/07/10 06:32 PM

to experience the intense
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/08/10 03:10 PM

forbidden fruit. Wanna bite?
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/08/10 04:21 PM

apple pie with some
Posted by: ladyfarmer

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/08/10 05:22 PM

whipped cream on the
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/08/10 05:37 PM

nightstand, just in case...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/08/10 10:39 PM

she had cotton mouth
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/09/10 05:51 AM

all stuck to her...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/13/10 09:31 PM

Brand new false teeth
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/14/10 04:23 AM

fixed with crazy glue..
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/15/10 09:00 AM

Agghhh! my tongueth thtuck!
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/15/10 04:27 PM

onth the flag pole.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/15/10 05:15 PM

for the THIRD time!
Posted by: citydog

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/15/10 07:17 PM

Third time's a charm!
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/15/10 08:09 PM

Three strikes=Out!
Posted by: citydog

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/15/10 08:31 PM

Out of her mind,
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/15/10 09:27 PM

in the asylum
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/16/10 06:28 AM

She lurked the hallways..
Posted by: SgtPepper

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/16/10 12:10 PM

hid in the closets,
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/16/10 03:27 PM

and under the bed...Creepy
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/16/10 05:05 PM

sniffing the bed pans
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/16/10 05:43 PM

and getting so high...
Posted by: citydog

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/16/10 10:33 PM

She is soooooooo sick.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/17/10 09:34 AM

praying tothe porcelain god
Posted by: citydog

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/17/10 10:59 AM

named Ralph. Ooooohhh Raaahhllphh!
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/17/10 03:51 PM

Her husband is Jetro...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/17/10 06:59 PM

piped in Ellie Mae
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/18/10 05:32 AM

Here comes granny with....
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/18/10 05:35 PM

giant wolf like teeth
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/18/10 07:49 PM

Better to eat you...............with
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/22/10 10:29 AM

As she came forward...
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/22/10 05:17 PM

Come closer, my dear...
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/23/10 04:19 AM

let me hug you...
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/23/10 04:26 PM

and whisper a few
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/23/10 07:53 PM

thoughts that I have
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/24/10 11:50 AM

please, share your thoughts.


Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/24/10 03:00 PM

He wispered to her.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/24/10 06:35 PM

I need you tonight..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/24/10 07:17 PM

What about MY needs?
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/24/10 08:43 PM

must wait your turn
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/25/10 05:21 PM

I'm sick of waiting.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/25/10 10:31 PM

I'm sick of turning.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/26/10 10:34 AM

I'm sick of EVERYTHING!
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/26/10 10:51 AM

smile the sun is
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/26/10 12:09 PM

making one final appearance
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/26/10 04:36 PM

parting is sweet sorrow
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/26/10 07:00 PM

Hugs and kisses for...
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/27/10 02:34 PM

anybody with blue eyes.
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/27/10 03:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Code Red
anybody with blue eyes.


got something against green?
Posted by: bluezone

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/27/10 06:20 PM

as kermit would say
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/28/10 03:03 PM

ribit,ribit, hell nooooooo..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/29/10 09:11 PM

This Bud's for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRcNlT2egXM&NR=1
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/31/10 08:15 AM

he drank all night..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/31/10 09:23 AM

and puked all day.
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/31/10 09:35 AM

in the bathroom he..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/31/10 10:38 AM

stumbled and fell down
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/31/10 11:10 AM

down the toilet and..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/31/10 06:27 PM

sunk the tidybowl man
Posted by: Echidna

Re: Story time..4 words - 10/31/10 07:39 PM

with the blue eyes
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 11/01/10 07:46 PM

and the gray hair
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 11/02/10 03:58 AM

sticking out of her..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 11/02/10 06:50 PM

very fat double chin
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 11/03/10 04:19 AM

And a hairy body..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 11/03/10 07:32 PM

that will cause blindness
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 11/04/10 02:51 PM

said the blind man.
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 11/04/10 08:11 PM

don't sit on me
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 11/05/10 01:07 PM

where's my white cane..
Posted by: Code Red

Re: Story time..4 words - 11/05/10 04:06 PM

he said very loudly
Posted by: angela

Re: Story time..4 words - 11/06/10 04:01 AM

ouch you are hurting..
Posted by: twocats

Re: Story time..4 words - 11/06/10 01:48 PM

and I like it!